Totally re-ganked from Last_Surviving
...and updated (and expanded!) to reflect these modern times we live in:
REAL LIFE:
Abrasion: No
Anal sex (giving): Yes
Anal sex (receiving): Sure
Arm & leg sleeves: Ah, so this is bondage stuff? Nah, there's better things to do with money.
Asphyxiation ("giving"): No.
Asphyxiation (receiving): No.
Bestiality: I wouldn't call the cops.
Beating soft (giving): I don't think so.
Beating soft (receiving): Unless it saves me jail time or some other extreme stress, otherwise no.
Beating hard (giving): No. Not unless the Super Bowl's on.
Beating hard (receiving): No. Even if the Super Bowl's on.
Being Blindfolded: Sure.
Being gagged: Eh.
Being serviced: Sure, if it feels right.
Biting (delivering): Eh.
Biting (receiving): Don't expressly mind, per se, but eh.
Breast bondage: Nah.
Branding: No.
Boot worship: I wouldn't throw a fit, but it's generally not my thing.
Bondage - light (sub): After a definition of "light", then sure.
Bondage - light (dom): Same, but by choice, rather than something obligatory.
Bondage - heavy (sub): Probably not. My "light" may be "heavy" in some aspects, but I doubt it.
Bondage - heavy (dom): Surprisingly, the same as for sub.
Breast whipping : No.
Brown showers (delivering): If the receiver was found mentally fit to stand trial, or to squat over, whatever.
Brown showers (receiving): The Surgeon General says "no", I say "I wouldn't call the cops".
Chaueffering: I like giving rides, but probably wouldn't make a serious production out of it.
Choking: Probably not. Unless it's on cock. And then it's her own damn fault.
Choosing food for: Sure, just let me know of any and all known allergies.
Chosen food for: So long as it's not to prove a negative point, sure.
Choosing clothing for (out of alphabetical order, but whatever): Sure.
Chosen clothing for: Possibly.
Clothespins: Not really.
Cock worship: You mean this doesn't come automatically? Sure.
Collars (someone else wearing): Sure.
Collars (wearing): No, I'm easily irritated by foreign straps.
Corsets: No.
Creampies: Sure, assuming no risk of unwanted impregnation (either with child, or with undesirable virus).
Cuffs: Sure.
Cuckolding: No. Jokes are fine, reality sucks.
Cutting: No.
Double penetration: Sure.
Enemas (giving): Sure.
Enemas (receiving): Hesitant, but wouldn't freak out.
Examinations: Eh.
Exhibitionism: To a certain extent. Woods, sure, Club Stalkthemsluts, no.
Face slapping (giving): Sure. Probably not too hard, though.
Face slapping (receiving): Sure, if it feels right for the slapper.
Facials: Sure.
Fantasy rape: Sure.
Fantasy gang rape: Would require a gang, so probably not.
Felching: Sure. Surgeon General disapproves, but, hey.
Fisting: Sure.
Following orders (doing so): Within reason, and not forever.
Following orders (giving the orders): Sure, but don't expect it be a constant stream.
Foot worship (being worshipped): Eh. Convince me they're worth worshipping.
Foot worshipping (doing the worship): Sure.
Forced dressing: Sure.
Forced homosexuality: Probably not.
Forced masturbation: Like I need to be forced? Eh.
Forced nudity: Sure, see "Exhibitionism".
Forced servitude: Eh.
Full head hoods: Nah.
Genital sex: Yep.
Golden showers (giving): Sure.
Golden showers (receiving): Sure.
Hair pulling: Eh.
Hand jobs: Wouldn't object, but there's probably funner things to do.
Harnessing: No.
Head: Yes, giving and receiving.
Homage with tongue: Prefer "homage with work of art".
Hot waxing: Most likely not.
Forced housework: I'd hope I wouldn't have to force anyone to clean my room for me; that should come in the contract.
Human puppy dog: Eh.
Humiliation in private: Sure.
Humiliation in public: Within reason.
Ice cubes: Eh.
Including others: Iffy.
Intricate rope bondage: No.
Kidnapping: That's how I usually get my women.
Kneeling: If the knees work, bend 'em.
Leather restraints: Eh. Handcuffs are a lot easier.
Licking: Sure.
Massage: Sure.
Medical scenes: No.
Mouth bits: No.
Nipple clamps: No.
Nipple weights: No.
Oral/anal play [rimming]: Giving's more of a "yes" than receiving, neither is "no", neither is approved by the Surgeon General.
Over the knee spanking: Eh.
Pussy whipping: No.
Pussy worship: Eh.
Riding crops: No.
Scratching: Veering towards "no".
Serving as a pony: No.
Serving as a maid: On occasion.
Sensory deprivation: Maybe.
Serving: Possibly.
Serving as furniture: Depends on how literal we're going to take this. I have a lap and all...
Serving orally: Eh.
Sexual deprivation: No, but thanks for the offer.
Shaving: Should be mandatory.
Shemales: Probably not.
Snowballing: Sure.
Spanking: Meh.
Straight jackets: No.
Strap on dildos: Eh, I wouldn't flip out, but there's so much else to do.
Tape gags: Nah.
Tattooing: No.
Teasing: Eh, if it's not a power trip.
Tickling: Sure, not constantly.
Triple penetration: Sure.
Uniforms: Depends on the uniform.
Verbal humiliation: Sure.
Videoed scenes: Sure, if I'm not in them.
Vomit: Not by force, but if it happens, roll with it.
Voyeurism: In a fantasy / pre-arranged sense, sure.
Whipping: No.
Wrestling: Eh.
(dunno why anyone'd want to know, but hey, if you do, there it is, in the name of understanding)
CYBER/ROLEPLAY
Abrasion: No.
Anal sex (giving): Yes!
Anal sex (receiving): Yes!
Arm & leg sleeves: No.
Asphyxiation ("giving"): No.
Asphyxiation (receiving): No.
Bestiality: Yes!
Beating soft (giving): Ehhh.
Beating soft (receiving): No.
Beating hard (giving): No.
Beating hard (receiving): No.
Being Blindfolded: Eh.
Being gagged: No.
Being serviced: Eh...
Biting (delivering): Sure.
Biting (receiving): Still don't expressly mind, per se, but eh.
Breast bondage: No.
Branding: No.
Boot worship: No.
Bondage - light (sub): Very light, and with an emphasis on the sex, not the bondage.
Bondage - light (dom): Same.
Bondage - heavy (sub): Probably not.
Bondage - heavy (dom): Surprisingly, the same as for sub.
Breast whipping : No.
Brown showers (delivering): Yes!
Brown showers (receiving): Yes!
Chaueffering: No.
Choking: Maybe.
Choosing food for: No.
Chosen food for: No.
Choosing clothing for (out of alphabetical order, but whatever): Sure.
Chosen clothing for: Yes.
Clothespins: No.
Cock worship: Hey, I won't object...
Collars (someone else wearing): Pointless.
Collars (wearing): Pointless.
Corsets: No.
Creampies: Most definitely.
Cuffs: Eh.
Cuckolding: Maybe, if there's still sex in the scene.
Cutting: No.
Double penetration: Sure.
Enemas (giving): Sure.
Enemas (receiving): Sure.
Examinations: No, "asl" and a pic is about as much as I'd ever want.
Exhibitionism: Sure.
Face slapping (giving): Sure.
Face slapping (receiving): Sure.
Facials: Sure.
Fantasy rape: Sure.
Fantasy gang rape: Sure, but I find large chats to be somewhat unwieldy - no reason why two people can't describe a gang, though!
Felching (sucking sperm out of a partner's asshole): Most definitely.
Fisting: Sure.
Following orders (doing so): Depends on just how sexual the orders are.
Following orders (giving the orders): I like some autonomy in a partner, otherwise I might as well type to myself.
Foot worship (being worshipped): Eh.
Foot worshipping (doing the worship): Yum.
Forced dressing (choosing): Sure.
Forced dressing (wearing): Sure.
Forced homosexuality (being forced): Yes.
Forced homosexuality (forcing): Sure.
Forced masturbation: Eh, sure.
Forced nudity: Sure.
Forced servitude: Eh. Some things shouldn't be forced.
Full head hoods: No.
Genital sex: Yep.
Golden showers (giving): Yes!
Golden showers (receiving): Yes!
Hair pulling: Eh.
Hand jobs: Wouldn't object, but there's probably funner things to do.
Harnessing: No.
Head: Yes, giving and receiving.
Homage with tongue: Eh.
Hot waxing: No.
Forced housework: No.
Human puppy dog: Eh.
Humiliation in private: Sure!
Humiliation in public: Sure!
Ice cubes: Meh.
Including others: See above answer for "Fantasy gang rape".
Intricate rope bondage: No.
Kidnapping: That's how I usually get my women, even online.
Kneeling: If the knees work, bend 'em.
Leather restraints: No.
Licking: Sure.
Massage: eh.
Medical scenes: No.
Mouth bits: No.
Nipple clamps: No.
Nipple weights: No.
Oral/anal play [rimming]: Sure!
Over the knee spanking: Ehh.
Pussy whipping: No.
Pussy worship: Eh.
Riding crops: No.
Scratching: Big "meh".
Serving as a pony: No.
Serving as a maid: Eh.
Sensory deprivation: Meh.
Serving: Sure.
Serving as furniture: No.
Serving orally: Sure.
Sexual deprivation: No.
Shaving: Should still be mandatory.
Shemales: Sure!
Snowballing: Yum.
Spanking: Meh.
Straight jackets: No.
Strap on dildos: Imaginary real dicks are much hotter.
Tape gags: No.
Tattooing: No.
Teasing: Eh, if it's not a power trip.
Tickling: Sure.
Triple penetration: Sure.
Uniforms: Depends on the uniform.
Verbal humiliation (giving): Sure.
Verbal humiliation (receiving): Sure!
Videoed scenes: A fantasy of a person videotaping fantasy sex? Whatever. Cam stuff, I'll gladly watch, but I wouldn't expect a quid pro quo right off the bat.
Voyeurism: Sure.
Whipping: No.
Wrestling: Eh.
So, in general, especially when it's online roleplaying, I prefer an emphasis on the fucking, sucking, teasing/taunting/nasty fluids uninhibited sluttiness of sex. The "human" aspect if you will, allowing for the occasional dog or five. The "bondage" side, on the other hand, leaves me cold.
REAL LIFE:
Abrasion: No
Anal sex (giving): Yes
Anal sex (receiving): Sure
Arm & leg sleeves: Ah, so this is bondage stuff? Nah, there's better things to do with money.
Asphyxiation ("giving"): No.
Asphyxiation (receiving): No.
Bestiality: I wouldn't call the cops.
Beating soft (giving): I don't think so.
Beating soft (receiving): Unless it saves me jail time or some other extreme stress, otherwise no.
Beating hard (giving): No. Not unless the Super Bowl's on.
Beating hard (receiving): No. Even if the Super Bowl's on.
Being Blindfolded: Sure.
Being gagged: Eh.
Being serviced: Sure, if it feels right.
Biting (delivering): Eh.
Biting (receiving): Don't expressly mind, per se, but eh.
Breast bondage: Nah.
Branding: No.
Boot worship: I wouldn't throw a fit, but it's generally not my thing.
Bondage - light (sub): After a definition of "light", then sure.
Bondage - light (dom): Same, but by choice, rather than something obligatory.
Bondage - heavy (sub): Probably not. My "light" may be "heavy" in some aspects, but I doubt it.
Bondage - heavy (dom): Surprisingly, the same as for sub.
Breast whipping : No.
Brown showers (delivering): If the receiver was found mentally fit to stand trial, or to squat over, whatever.
Brown showers (receiving): The Surgeon General says "no", I say "I wouldn't call the cops".
Chaueffering: I like giving rides, but probably wouldn't make a serious production out of it.
Choking: Probably not. Unless it's on cock. And then it's her own damn fault.
Choosing food for: Sure, just let me know of any and all known allergies.
Chosen food for: So long as it's not to prove a negative point, sure.
Choosing clothing for (out of alphabetical order, but whatever): Sure.
Chosen clothing for: Possibly.
Clothespins: Not really.
Cock worship: You mean this doesn't come automatically? Sure.
Collars (someone else wearing): Sure.
Collars (wearing): No, I'm easily irritated by foreign straps.
Corsets: No.
Creampies: Sure, assuming no risk of unwanted impregnation (either with child, or with undesirable virus).
Cuffs: Sure.
Cuckolding: No. Jokes are fine, reality sucks.
Cutting: No.
Double penetration: Sure.
Enemas (giving): Sure.
Enemas (receiving): Hesitant, but wouldn't freak out.
Examinations: Eh.
Exhibitionism: To a certain extent. Woods, sure, Club Stalkthemsluts, no.
Face slapping (giving): Sure. Probably not too hard, though.
Face slapping (receiving): Sure, if it feels right for the slapper.
Facials: Sure.
Fantasy rape: Sure.
Fantasy gang rape: Would require a gang, so probably not.
Felching: Sure. Surgeon General disapproves, but, hey.
Fisting: Sure.
Following orders (doing so): Within reason, and not forever.
Following orders (giving the orders): Sure, but don't expect it be a constant stream.
Foot worship (being worshipped): Eh. Convince me they're worth worshipping.
Foot worshipping (doing the worship): Sure.
Forced dressing: Sure.
Forced homosexuality: Probably not.
Forced masturbation: Like I need to be forced? Eh.
Forced nudity: Sure, see "Exhibitionism".
Forced servitude: Eh.
Full head hoods: Nah.
Genital sex: Yep.
Golden showers (giving): Sure.
Golden showers (receiving): Sure.
Hair pulling: Eh.
Hand jobs: Wouldn't object, but there's probably funner things to do.
Harnessing: No.
Head: Yes, giving and receiving.
Homage with tongue: Prefer "homage with work of art".
Hot waxing: Most likely not.
Forced housework: I'd hope I wouldn't have to force anyone to clean my room for me; that should come in the contract.
Human puppy dog: Eh.
Humiliation in private: Sure.
Humiliation in public: Within reason.
Ice cubes: Eh.
Including others: Iffy.
Intricate rope bondage: No.
Kidnapping: That's how I usually get my women.
Kneeling: If the knees work, bend 'em.
Leather restraints: Eh. Handcuffs are a lot easier.
Licking: Sure.
Massage: Sure.
Medical scenes: No.
Mouth bits: No.
Nipple clamps: No.
Nipple weights: No.
Oral/anal play [rimming]: Giving's more of a "yes" than receiving, neither is "no", neither is approved by the Surgeon General.
Over the knee spanking: Eh.
Pussy whipping: No.
Pussy worship: Eh.
Riding crops: No.
Scratching: Veering towards "no".
Serving as a pony: No.
Serving as a maid: On occasion.
Sensory deprivation: Maybe.
Serving: Possibly.
Serving as furniture: Depends on how literal we're going to take this. I have a lap and all...
Serving orally: Eh.
Sexual deprivation: No, but thanks for the offer.
Shaving: Should be mandatory.
Shemales: Probably not.
Snowballing: Sure.
Spanking: Meh.
Straight jackets: No.
Strap on dildos: Eh, I wouldn't flip out, but there's so much else to do.
Tape gags: Nah.
Tattooing: No.
Teasing: Eh, if it's not a power trip.
Tickling: Sure, not constantly.
Triple penetration: Sure.
Uniforms: Depends on the uniform.
Verbal humiliation: Sure.
Videoed scenes: Sure, if I'm not in them.
Vomit: Not by force, but if it happens, roll with it.
Voyeurism: In a fantasy / pre-arranged sense, sure.
Whipping: No.
Wrestling: Eh.
(dunno why anyone'd want to know, but hey, if you do, there it is, in the name of understanding)
CYBER/ROLEPLAY
Abrasion: No.
Anal sex (giving): Yes!
Anal sex (receiving): Yes!
Arm & leg sleeves: No.
Asphyxiation ("giving"): No.
Asphyxiation (receiving): No.
Bestiality: Yes!
Beating soft (giving): Ehhh.
Beating soft (receiving): No.
Beating hard (giving): No.
Beating hard (receiving): No.
Being Blindfolded: Eh.
Being gagged: No.
Being serviced: Eh...
Biting (delivering): Sure.
Biting (receiving): Still don't expressly mind, per se, but eh.
Breast bondage: No.
Branding: No.
Boot worship: No.
Bondage - light (sub): Very light, and with an emphasis on the sex, not the bondage.
Bondage - light (dom): Same.
Bondage - heavy (sub): Probably not.
Bondage - heavy (dom): Surprisingly, the same as for sub.
Breast whipping : No.
Brown showers (delivering): Yes!
Brown showers (receiving): Yes!
Chaueffering: No.
Choking: Maybe.
Choosing food for: No.
Chosen food for: No.
Choosing clothing for (out of alphabetical order, but whatever): Sure.
Chosen clothing for: Yes.
Clothespins: No.
Cock worship: Hey, I won't object...
Collars (someone else wearing): Pointless.
Collars (wearing): Pointless.
Corsets: No.
Creampies: Most definitely.
Cuffs: Eh.
Cuckolding: Maybe, if there's still sex in the scene.
Cutting: No.
Double penetration: Sure.
Enemas (giving): Sure.
Enemas (receiving): Sure.
Examinations: No, "asl" and a pic is about as much as I'd ever want.
Exhibitionism: Sure.
Face slapping (giving): Sure.
Face slapping (receiving): Sure.
Facials: Sure.
Fantasy rape: Sure.
Fantasy gang rape: Sure, but I find large chats to be somewhat unwieldy - no reason why two people can't describe a gang, though!
Felching (sucking sperm out of a partner's asshole): Most definitely.
Fisting: Sure.
Following orders (doing so): Depends on just how sexual the orders are.
Following orders (giving the orders): I like some autonomy in a partner, otherwise I might as well type to myself.
Foot worship (being worshipped): Eh.
Foot worshipping (doing the worship): Yum.
Forced dressing (choosing): Sure.
Forced dressing (wearing): Sure.
Forced homosexuality (being forced): Yes.
Forced homosexuality (forcing): Sure.
Forced masturbation: Eh, sure.
Forced nudity: Sure.
Forced servitude: Eh. Some things shouldn't be forced.
Full head hoods: No.
Genital sex: Yep.
Golden showers (giving): Yes!
Golden showers (receiving): Yes!
Hair pulling: Eh.
Hand jobs: Wouldn't object, but there's probably funner things to do.
Harnessing: No.
Head: Yes, giving and receiving.
Homage with tongue: Eh.
Hot waxing: No.
Forced housework: No.
Human puppy dog: Eh.
Humiliation in private: Sure!
Humiliation in public: Sure!
Ice cubes: Meh.
Including others: See above answer for "Fantasy gang rape".
Intricate rope bondage: No.
Kidnapping: That's how I usually get my women, even online.
Kneeling: If the knees work, bend 'em.
Leather restraints: No.
Licking: Sure.
Massage: eh.
Medical scenes: No.
Mouth bits: No.
Nipple clamps: No.
Nipple weights: No.
Oral/anal play [rimming]: Sure!
Over the knee spanking: Ehh.
Pussy whipping: No.
Pussy worship: Eh.
Riding crops: No.
Scratching: Big "meh".
Serving as a pony: No.
Serving as a maid: Eh.
Sensory deprivation: Meh.
Serving: Sure.
Serving as furniture: No.
Serving orally: Sure.
Sexual deprivation: No.
Shaving: Should still be mandatory.
Shemales: Sure!
Snowballing: Yum.
Spanking: Meh.
Straight jackets: No.
Strap on dildos: Imaginary real dicks are much hotter.
Tape gags: No.
Tattooing: No.
Teasing: Eh, if it's not a power trip.
Tickling: Sure.
Triple penetration: Sure.
Uniforms: Depends on the uniform.
Verbal humiliation (giving): Sure.
Verbal humiliation (receiving): Sure!
Videoed scenes: A fantasy of a person videotaping fantasy sex? Whatever. Cam stuff, I'll gladly watch, but I wouldn't expect a quid pro quo right off the bat.
Voyeurism: Sure.
Whipping: No.
Wrestling: Eh.
So, in general, especially when it's online roleplaying, I prefer an emphasis on the fucking, sucking, teasing/taunting/nasty fluids uninhibited sluttiness of sex. The "human" aspect if you will, allowing for the occasional dog or five. The "bondage" side, on the other hand, leaves me cold.