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[mr_shaun]

In honour of one of my workmates who eats a cheese croissant in front of me every single day at work at approximately 9.50am, I have written a haiku poem. Please keep in mind that this woman has no salivary glands because they were removed due to cancer. It is a f*cking horrible spectacle to have to put up with

Comments

[josiejo]

you just made me laugh

[mr_shaun]

Well it's only an hour or so until lunch, when she will puchase a delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich and consume it over the course of several noisy, disgusting hours. I can't wait, I really can't!

[dermfitz]

A haiku has 5, 7, then 5 syllables.

Shaun writes a haiku
Wrongly, but still makes me laugh -
Content over style.

[mr_shaun]

but it does! or perhaps you are reading my first draft where I forgot to put "smelly" on the second line.

[mr_shaun]

I see. Who the hell says "Dee-lish-ee-ous"??
Well, another haiku to answer:

Pedantic Dermot,
the first line will now become
"delicious meal"