I knowww...but Melvin is Dave's hamster. Why did MINE have to die??? Not saying that I want Mel to die but still its just gay! All of my fucking pets die from cancer.
Poor little fatty-pants. Awe man, what a little porker...
You couldnt even leave a sheet of paper anywhere near the cage because that little fucker would find SOME way to get to it and chew it to shreds...
You KNOW that when we left the room he was MacGuyvering up that shit with like tiny bits of food glued together by a mixture of water and his own saliva... made a telescopic reach pole that could grab anything within sight of the cage and eat it...
Too bad he was a dumbass... he should have just eaten his food.
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DAMNNN!
i incinerated your ass!
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FUCK OFF CANCER. You ruin EVERYTHING...
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or was that just the triple C's.
i think not.
i was rocking out to fletcher and his drums.. for sure.
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poor fletch.iluhyou<333
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All I can do is laugh at that!
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Poor little fatty-pants.
Awe man, what a little porker...
You couldnt even leave a sheet of paper anywhere near the cage because that little fucker would find SOME way to get to it and chew it to shreds...
You KNOW that when we left the room he was MacGuyvering up that shit with like tiny bits of food glued together by a mixture of water and his own saliva... made a telescopic reach pole that could grab anything within sight of the cage and eat it...
Too bad he was a dumbass... he should have just eaten his food.
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