This was supposed to be for our 6-monthes, but I'm a loser and forgot.

Oct 16, 2005 20:28

Session Start (putty7and1half:BipolarClowns): Sat Apr 09 23:07:32 2005
[23:07] *** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be received!
[23:07] *** "BipolarClowns" signed on at Sat Apr 09 23:07:40 2005.
[23:07] putty7AND1HALF: STOP IT!
[23:08] putty7AND1HALF: ?
[23:08] BipolarClowns: EVERY ONE IS SAYING THAT AT ONCE!
[23:08] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[23:08] putty7AND1HALF: well it is rather irritating
[23:08] putty7AND1HALF: and i wish you would just stay on
[23:09] putty7AND1HALF: it nicer to talk to you than... to... not
[23:09] BipolarClowns: my computer was fucking itself
[23:09] putty7AND1HALF: hmmm...
[23:09] putty7AND1HALF: i think there's a pill you can get for that
[23:09] BipolarClowns: its just, no self-control you know!
[23:10] putty7AND1HALF: but it;s not oral
[23:10] putty7AND1HALF: :-(
[23:10] putty7AND1HALF: you should teach it some self control then
[23:10] putty7AND1HALF: bitch smack that fucker
[23:11] BipolarClowns: smoke that bitch
[23:11] BipolarClowns: and such
[23:11] BipolarClowns: yeah, ev4eryone knows oral sex is the best sex!
[23:11] BipolarClowns: JEEZ!
[23:11] putty7AND1HALF: couldn;t have said it better myselfg
[23:11] putty7AND1HALF: i meant the pill wasn't oral...
[23:12] BipolarClowns: yeah,
[23:12] BipolarClowns: but ora sex is still the best
[23:12] BipolarClowns: but not really
[23:12] BipolarClowns: now im just making things up
[23:12] BipolarClowns: ::shuts up::
[23:12] putty7AND1HALF: i wouldn't have anything to compare it to
[23:12] BipolarClowns: same here
[23:13] putty7AND1HALF: we should get together and fix that...
[23:13] BipolarClowns: mwahaha
[23:13] BipolarClowns: yeah
[23:14] BipolarClowns: : P
[23:14] putty7AND1HALF: what are you doing tomorrow?
[23:14] BipolarClowns: going back t my parents, that im grounded with
[23:14] putty7AND1HALF: probably already got plans with people you love more :(
[23:14] putty7AND1HALF: oh right
[23:14] BipolarClowns: for another week
[23:14] putty7AND1HALF: what for?
[23:14] BipolarClowns: because, lame
[23:15] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah, shortest rocky trip of my life, be glad you didnt come
[23:15] BipolarClowns: we so got caught
[23:15] BipolarClowns: not cool
[23:15] putty7AND1HALF: damn
[23:15] putty7AND1HALF: i had a feeling
[23:16] putty7AND1HALF: probably just because in my mind now your parents = the anti-rocky horror
[23:16] putty7AND1HALF: just because that's all i know about them
[23:16] BipolarClowns: yeah, well, my dad and stepmom set of parents are kind of, well, assholes in general, to be kind
[23:18] BipolarClowns: anyway
[23:18] putty7AND1HALF: how about your other "parents"?
[23:18] BipolarClowns: much better/awesome
[23:18] putty7AND1HALF: that's good
[23:19] putty7AND1HALF: i know people who hove it sucky on both ends
[23:19] BipolarClowns: fo rea
[23:19] putty7AND1HALF: you mean "rizzle"
[23:19] BipolarClowns: exactly
[23:20] BipolarClowns: s, it could be much worse, well fine!!!!
[23:20] BipolarClowns: IM SUCH A LOSER!
[23:20] putty7AND1HALF: that's ok, me too
[23:20] BipolarClowns: I DONT KNOW THE TEEN SLANG!
[23:20] BipolarClowns: ::runs off crying::
[23:21] putty7AND1HALF: NOOOO!!!! I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU!!!!!
[23:22] BipolarClowns: comes back
[23:22] BipolarClowns: ::
[23:22] putty7AND1HALF: I can give you more OOOOOs
[23:22] BipolarClowns: woo!
[23:22] BipolarClowns: well, now thats one hell of an offer,
[23:22] BipolarClowns: i was feeling shot on vowels too
[23:22] BipolarClowns: short
[23:22] BipolarClowns: not shot
[23:22] BipolarClowns: guns are bad!!!
[23:22] putty7AND1HALF: YEAH!
[23:23] putty7AND1HALF: do you watch teh simpsons?
[23:23] BipolarClowns: not in a while
[23:24] putty7AND1HALF: did you see the holloween one where they melted all the guns into playground stuff?
[23:24] BipolarClowns: nope
[23:24] putty7AND1HALF: and were you aware... "fucking" is a place in austria?
[23:25] putty7AND1HALF: (Link: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Fucking_austria_small.jpg)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Fucking_au(Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fucking_austria_small.jpg <- click here
[23:25] BipolarClowns: YES!
[23:25] putty7AND1HALF: DAMN!
[23:25] BipolarClowns: so i must go there!
[23:25] BipolarClowns: for scientific
[23:25] BipolarClowns: purposes....
[23:26] putty7AND1HALF: maybe that quest i was talking about a while back will take us there
[23:26] putty7AND1HALF: because, i don't remember what the original perpose was
[23:26] BipolarClowns: its funny because i dont even remember
[23:26] BipolarClowns: !!!
[23:27] BipolarClowns: maybe not so much funny as sad
[23:27] BipolarClowns: whatever
[23:27] putty7AND1HALF: damn, i like the way i misspelled that even after you just wrote it
[23:27] putty7AND1HALF: well i was a long time abo
[23:27] putty7AND1HALF: err, ago
[23:27] BipolarClowns: hehe
[23:27] BipolarClowns: abo
[23:28] BipolarClowns: thats awesome
[23:28] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, i thought so too
[23:28] BipolarClowns: OH EM GEE!
[23:28] putty7AND1HALF: tis why i left it
[23:28] putty7AND1HALF: JAK KAY I HOPE!
[23:28] BipolarClowns: : P
[23:28] putty7AND1HALF: DAMNIT IT!
[23:28] BipolarClowns: mwahaha
[23:28] BipolarClowns: pwned
[23:28] putty7AND1HALF: NO TYPING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER!!!
[23:29] putty7AND1HALF: the Y and K aren't even close to eachother
[23:29] putty7AND1HALF: I'm such a failure
[23:30] BipolarClowns: yeh
[23:30] BipolarClowns: yerh
[23:30] putty7AND1HALF: ::runs off screaming::
[23:30] BipolarClowns: yha
[23:30] BipolarClowns: yeah
[23:30] BipolarClowns: THERE!
[23:30] BipolarClowns: I GOT IT!
[23:30] BipolarClowns: NOW COME BACK
[23:30] BipolarClowns: so we can
[23:30] BipolarClowns: QUEST!
[23:30] BipolarClowns: and because i love you!
[23:30] putty7AND1HALF: ::runs back screaming::
[23:30] putty7AND1HALF: YAAAY!
[23:31] BipolarClowns: ::shoots you with a tranquilizer::
[23:31] BipolarClowns: ::lovingly::
[23:31] putty7AND1HALF: awww, that's so sweet
[23:31] BipolarClowns: i know
[23:31] BipolarClowns: im so charming!!!
[23:32] putty7AND1HALF: i couldn't agree more
[23:32] BipolarClowns: haha, liar!
[23:32] BipolarClowns: bet your pants are aflame!
[23:32] putty7AND1HALF: no
[23:32] putty7AND1HALF: SHIT! THEY ARE!
[23:33] BipolarClowns: oh
[23:33] BipolarClowns: woops
[23:33] BipolarClowns: h
[23:33] BipolarClowns: inside that word
[23:33] BipolarClowns: y does that sound dirty?
[23:34] putty7AND1HALF: "inside that word"?
[23:34] BipolarClowns: but,
[23:34] BipolarClowns: now take the thing out ogf that word
[23:35] BipolarClowns: that i cant find on my keyboard
[23:35] putty7AND1HALF: h?
[23:35] BipolarClowns: because i apparently am mentally retarded
[23:35] putty7AND1HALF: next to the j
[23:35] BipolarClowns: yes!!!!
[23:35] BipolarClowns: no!!!
[23:35] BipolarClowns: what!!!
[23:35] BipolarClowns: ?
[23:35] putty7AND1HALF: me neither
[23:36] BipolarClowns: what!?!?
[23:36] putty7AND1HALF: look, your head will collapse if there's nothing in it, and then you'll be all "where is my mind"?
[23:36] BipolarClowns: way out in the water
[23:36] BipolarClowns: see it swimming
[23:36] BipolarClowns: DUHHH!
[23:36] putty7AND1HALF: so please, for the sake of us all, put something in there
[23:36] BipolarClowns: haha, that song makes me laugh
[23:37] putty7AND1HALF: WHA?!!!!
[23:37] BipolarClowns: but, theres a man inside
[23:37] BipolarClowns: i dont want to crowd him out
[23:37] BipolarClowns: hes a working man, with a family and all
[23:37] putty7AND1HALF: i guess that's something
[23:38] putty7AND1HALF: does he travel far to work?
[23:38] BipolarClowns: male
[23:38] BipolarClowns: eh, its a decent drive,
[23:38] putty7AND1HALF: but not too far i hope
[23:38] BipolarClowns: but, theres a good public transportation set uparound where he lives
[23:38] BipolarClowns: so you know, no gas prices to deal with
[23:39] putty7AND1HALF: but sometimes those PT prices can be REDICULOUS!
[23:39] BipolarClowns: if, you haven't caught that point yet...
[23:40] BipolarClowns: eh
[23:40] putty7AND1HALF: is there some great big extended annalogy i'm missing?
[23:40] BipolarClowns: hes not a prostitute!
[23:40] putty7AND1HALF: because, i wasn't very good in our poetry unit
[23:41] BipolarClowns: hes not THAT KIND of working man
[23:41] putty7AND1HALF: i wasn't reffencing to that
[23:41] putty7AND1HALF: i don't think
[23:42] putty7AND1HALF: maybe i've got some disease that causes me to relate people to being whores and then forgetting about it
[23:42] BipolarClowns: and they'll name it after you
[23:42] BipolarClowns: but you have to call it quick
[23:42] BipolarClowns: or someone will beat you to it
[23:43] putty7AND1HALF: then i call it
[23:43] putty7AND1HALF: that's awfuly nice of them to do that for me
[23:44] BipolarClowns: steal your disease?
[23:44] putty7AND1HALF: no, name it after me
[23:45] putty7AND1HALF: can we call it putneykinsons disease?
[23:46] BipolarClowns: yes
[23:46] BipolarClowns: and well send him to the finest schools
[23:47] putty7AND1HALF: thank god
[23:47] BipolarClowns: hell be a good man
[23:47] BipolarClowns: raised in the ::insert religion here:: tradition
[23:48] putty7AND1HALF: think the only CORRECT term is a "good christian boy"
[23:48] putty7AND1HALF: nothing else counts
[23:48] BipolarClowns: oh, well, then, christian
[23:49] BipolarClowns: becase, everyone knows, jews, and muslims, and other witches
[23:49] BipolarClowns: should be burned!
[23:49] BipolarClowns: at a stake!
[23:49] putty7AND1HALF: like the trash they are
[23:50] BipolarClowns: damn right!
[23:50] putty7AND1HALF: because we burn trash at the stake all the time nowa days
[23:51] BipolarClowns: thats so depressing that you havnt seen any woody allen
[23:51] putty7AND1HALF: I KNOW!
[23:51] putty7AND1HALF: truly a sad thing
[23:52] putty7AND1HALF: i've seen the part of that one where they're having dinner and then it cuts to his familiy having dinner
[23:52] putty7AND1HALF: and the part where he's arguing about the girl in the science room
[23:53] putty7AND1HALF: with the skeleton
[23:53] BipolarClowns: yes!
[23:53] BipolarClowns: THATS HANNAH AND HER SISTERS!
[23:53] putty7AND1HALF: horray?
[23:54] putty7AND1HALF: is that the favorite?
[23:54] BipolarClowns: well, its a good one
[23:55] putty7AND1HALF: must be
[23:55] putty7AND1HALF: my computer graphics teacher showed us those parts
[23:56] putty7AND1HALF: he's really smart
[23:57] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah
[23:59] putty7AND1HALF: ya know, you've got me putting commas after "because" now
[23:59] putty7AND1HALF: even though i know it isn't correct
[23:59] BipolarClowns: yay!
[23:59] BipolarClowns: i love that
[23:59] putty7AND1HALF: i know, it's great
[23:59] BipolarClowns: i m so special
[23:59] BipolarClowns: i should go to a school
[00:00] BipolarClowns: with a short bus
[00:00] BipolarClowns: yeah,
[00:00] BipolarClowns: i think grammar
[00:00] putty7AND1HALF: like a private school?
[00:00] BipolarClowns: is meant to be fucked up the ass
[00:00] putty7AND1HALF: or a retarded school?
[00:01] putty7AND1HALF: you should read that book anguished english
[00:01] BipolarClowns: ?
[00:01] putty7AND1HALF: it's really funny
[00:01] BipolarClowns: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[00:01] BipolarClowns: i like that word
[00:01] putty7AND1HALF: it IS a good one
[00:01] BipolarClowns: fuck
[00:01] BipolarClowns: fuck
[00:02] BipolarClowns: fucking fuck
[00:02] BipolarClowns: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[00:02] BipolarClowns: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
[00:02] BipolarClowns: okay
[00:02] putty7AND1HALF: oh yeah, and under that sign that said "fucking" it said in german "go slower please"
[00:02] BipolarClowns: YES!
[00:02] BipolarClowns: thats so hot!
[00:02] BipolarClowns: ill add that to my list of turnons
[00:02] BipolarClowns: along with typecasting, and the other thing i dont remember
[00:03] putty7AND1HALF: can i see that list?
[00:03] putty7AND1HALF: guys without shirts?
[00:04] BipolarClowns: - typecasting -guys without shirts -woody allen (gotta love those jews!!!) - signs that unintentionally say humorous things -something else?
[00:04] putty7AND1HALF: ?????QUESTION MARK???????????
[00:04] putty7AND1HALF: question marks turn me on
[00:04] putty7AND1HALF: oh i know, it's me isn't it
[00:04] BipolarClowns: yeah
[00:04] BipolarClowns: oh yeah
[00:05] BipolarClowns: -matt putney
[00:05] BipolarClowns: : )
[00:05] putty7AND1HALF: there yah go
[00:05] putty7AND1HALF: :)
[00:05] BipolarClowns: woo!
[00:06] putty7AND1HALF: my thing automatically makes smilies for me...
[00:06] putty7AND1HALF: : (
[00:06] putty7AND1HALF: i just gotta put a space
[00:06] putty7AND1HALF: that'll teach 'em
[00:06] BipolarClowns: aim express is too confused to show them
[00:06] BipolarClowns: you smoked them
[00:06] BipolarClowns: bitches
[00:06] BipolarClowns: (i love that expressiopn)
[00:07] putty7AND1HALF: actually, i am no longer using aim express
[00:07] BipolarClowns: i am
[00:07] putty7AND1HALF: i've got... BUM BUM BUM ... trillian!
[00:07] BipolarClowns: what
[00:07] putty7AND1HALF: it rocks AIMs face
[00:07] BipolarClowns: haha
[00:07] BipolarClowns: yes!
[00:08] putty7AND1HALF: you can talk to people on aim, msn, yahoo and even something i've NEVER HEARD OF!
[00:08] BipolarClowns: everything sounds dirty at twelve
[00:08] BipolarClowns: Q!!!
[00:08] BipolarClowns: AHH! DIRTY!
[00:08] putty7AND1HALF: is that not the best letter?
[00:08] BipolarClowns: ::cleans it::
[00:08] BipolarClowns: no
[00:09] BipolarClowns: is
[00:09] putty7AND1HALF: no?!! ::taken aback::
[00:09] BipolarClowns: for a long reason no one else seems to care about
[00:09] BipolarClowns: its awesome
[00:09] putty7AND1HALF: thats very ::emotion::
[00:10] putty7AND1HALF: no, wait
[00:10] BipolarClowns: exciting is the word your looking for
[00:10] putty7AND1HALF: i mean ::adjective::
[00:10] putty7AND1HALF: YES!
[00:10] putty7AND1HALF: that's the word
[00:11] putty7AND1HALF: thank you jessica baer, for solving my crisis
[00:15] putty7AND1HALF: am I being ignored???
[00:15] putty7AND1HALF: :'-(
[00:16] BipolarClowns: no!!!
[00:16] BipolarClowns: your on my frigin turn on list
[00:17] BipolarClowns: loser
[00:17] putty7AND1HALF: oh right
[00:17] putty7AND1HALF: sorry
[00:18] putty7AND1HALF: ::looks at the ground, emmbarrassed::
[00:19] BipolarClowns: you better!!!
[00:20] BipolarClowns: or i might!
[00:20] BipolarClowns: i dont know
[00:20] putty7AND1HALF: me neither
[00:20] putty7AND1HALF: so we're even
[00:21] BipolarClowns: yes, i finished me entry!
[00:21] putty7AND1HALF: is that what that was all about?
[00:22] BipolarClowns: oh, i have to add the fact that i love it wjen i speak in piratespeak
[00:22] putty7AND1HALF: WHOO HOO!!
[00:22] BipolarClowns: yeah
[00:23] putty7AND1HALF: was the second to last item on the list inspired by when i said "jessica baer, thanks for *something*"
[00:23] BipolarClowns: yeah
[00:23] BipolarClowns: it was
[00:23] putty7AND1HALF: sweet
[00:23] BipolarClowns: that was prettay damn hot
[00:24] putty7AND1HALF: at least i can do SOMETHING hot
[00:24] BipolarClowns: haha, you can always be typcecast
[00:25] BipolarClowns: or become a pirate
[00:25] BipolarClowns: but, you might explode, because, pirates are so hot
[00:27] putty7AND1HALF: combined with my own turn-on-ness, it might just be too much
[00:28] BipolarClowns: yes!
[00:28] BipolarClowns: it would be
[00:28] BipolarClowns: like
[00:28] BipolarClowns: hot hot
[00:28] BipolarClowns: ::duh duh DUH::
[00:29] BipolarClowns: yeah, but you have to ave a turn on list too, right?
[00:29] BipolarClowns: but, i bet mines better
[00:29] BipolarClowns: because, it has pirates
[00:30] putty7AND1HALF: well, who isn't turned on by pirates
[00:30] BipolarClowns: stupid/wrong people
[00:30] putty7AND1HALF: true
[00:30] putty7AND1HALF: people who hate maddox
[00:30] BipolarClowns: same thing!
[00:31] BipolarClowns: pirates are sooo hot
[00:31] BipolarClowns: theyre all like
[00:31] putty7AND1HALF: that's what i was saying
[00:32] BipolarClowns: haha, from now on, thats wat im going to say i want to be
[00:34] putty7AND1HALF: on the SAT fill in other and write "pirate"
[00:34] BipolarClowns: HAHAHAHSA!
[00:34] BipolarClowns: i so will!
[00:34] putty7AND1HALF: excelent
[00:34] BipolarClowns: there should be a college for that
[00:35] putty7AND1HALF: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
[00:35] putty7AND1HALF: I've got a story....
[00:35] putty7AND1HALF: about that....
[00:35] putty7AND1HALF: you should call me
[00:35] BipolarClowns: about sexy pirates???
[00:35] putty7AND1HALF: about a pirate college
[00:35] BipolarClowns: i dont have a phone
[00:36] putty7AND1HALF: what happened to it?
[00:36] BipolarClowns: part of my being grounded, technically its my dads phone, that he gave to me
[00:37] putty7AND1HALF: what about your home phone?
[00:37] BipolarClowns: oh, caitlin wants you to find us some hizzook ups
[00:38] putty7AND1HALF: huh?
[00:38] BipolarClowns: because, shes trying to find non grady people
[00:38] BipolarClowns: /boys
[00:38] BipolarClowns: to date
[00:38] BipolarClowns: becsause
[00:38] BipolarClowns: SHE HAS NO SELF RESTRAINT!
[00:39] BipolarClowns: phones are scary
[00:39] BipolarClowns: yeah, im a loser
[00:41] putty7AND1HALF: i remember a goosebumps book about phones
[00:41] putty7AND1HALF: i guess that makes me a loser too
[00:42] BipolarClowns: haha, but my favorite loser!
[00:43] BipolarClowns: but yeah, if you know some single non grady guys!
[00:43] BipolarClowns: caitlin is looooking
[00:43] putty7AND1HALF: like... me?
[00:44] putty7AND1HALF: and most of my friends
[00:44] BipolarClowns: you cant date caitlin, because i own you! but not really, at all, ha! you have male friends!
[00:45] putty7AND1HALF: will you date me?
[00:45] BipolarClowns: are you asking me seriously?
[00:45] putty7AND1HALF: yeah
[00:45] BipolarClowns: yes
[00:46] putty7AND1HALF: horry!
[00:46] BipolarClowns: yes!
[00:46] putty7AND1HALF: sorry for asking on aim, all my friends say it's bad
[00:46] BipolarClowns: crappy typing people!
[00:46] BipolarClowns: yeah, well, phones are scary
[00:46] BipolarClowns: so
[00:47] putty7AND1HALF: yes
[00:47] BipolarClowns: god, aim express is the biggest bitch
[00:48] BipolarClowns: haha, so i guess we should definitely get together, wen im no longer groubded
[00:48] BipolarClowns: : )
[00:48] putty7AND1HALF: esspecially when it sings you off automatically
[00:48] BipolarClowns: heh, groubded
[00:48] putty7AND1HALF: yes, we should
[00:48] putty7AND1HALF: it sounds better
[00:49] BipolarClowns: AHH!
[00:50] BipolarClowns: TYEW BOX IS ALL BLURRING THE WOTRDS TOGETHER! except, its kin of cool
[00:50] putty7AND1HALF: i hate it when you can't decided whether something is cool or irritating
[00:51] BipolarClowns: all the words are gone!
[00:51] putty7AND1HALF: my friend is IMing you
[00:51] putty7AND1HALF: damn
[00:51] *** "BipolarClowns" signed off at Sun Apr 10 00:51:31 2005.
[00:51] putty7AND1HALF: ALL the words?
[00:51] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[00:57] *** "BipolarClowns" signed on at Sun Apr 10 00:57:05 2005.
[00:57] BipolarClowns: okay, thats over now
[00:57] putty7AND1HALF: whew
[00:57] putty7AND1HALF: my creepy friend is gonna talk to you
[00:57] putty7AND1HALF: she's scary
[00:59] BipolarClowns: i like her!
[01:00] BipolarClowns: shes neat-o
[01:00] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[01:00] putty7AND1HALF: you would
[01:00] putty7AND1HALF: she says my name has changed
[01:01] putty7AND1HALF: apparently
[01:01] BipolarClowns: YES!
[01:01] BipolarClowns: haha, im already in love with her
[01:01] BipolarClowns: i have no self restraint
[01:01] BipolarClowns: apparently
[01:02] putty7AND1HALF: why no self restraint?
[01:02] BipolarClowns: IM RUNNING AWAY WITH HER!
[01:02] BipolarClowns: IM
[01:02] BipolarClowns: so sorry!
[01:02] BipolarClowns: : )
[01:03] putty7AND1HALF: damn, that was fast
[01:03] putty7AND1HALF: she's always ruining my shit
[01:04] BipolarClowns: well, we'll always have paris!!!
[01:04] BipolarClowns: /mellow mushrooms
[01:04] putty7AND1HALF: i never saw that movie
[01:05] BipolarClowns: me neither!
[01:05] BipolarClowns: yes!
[01:05] BipolarClowns: we're so cool
[01:05] putty7AND1HALF: AWESOME!
[01:05] putty7AND1HALF: hell yeah we are
[01:06] BipolarClowns: woo!
[01:08] BipolarClowns: yeah, i definitely love your friend
[01:08] BipolarClowns: she knows how tasty pirates are
[01:08] BipolarClowns: and she somehow knows roman
[01:09] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, everyone seems to know him
[01:09] BipolarClowns: really?
[01:09] BipolarClowns: yeah, he sort of stands out
[01:09] BipolarClowns: ive never seen anyone so angsty
[01:09] BipolarClowns: he puts all the rest to shame
[01:09] BipolarClowns: you know him too?
[01:09] putty7AND1HALF: i haven't seen him in several years
[01:10] BipolarClowns: ahh, i used to be really good friends with him
[01:10] putty7AND1HALF: i went to elementary school with him
[01:10] BipolarClowns: thats so weird that all these people know him
[01:10] BipolarClowns: yeah, that was before he dated those ampire people
[01:11] putty7AND1HALF: my friend kathleen says he's got a bunch of girlfriends and he even asked her out
[01:11] BipolarClowns: yeah, hes a pretttay big man whore
[01:12] BipolarClowns: which is part of my issues with him
[01:12] BipolarClowns: because im very anti whopreishness
[01:13] BipolarClowns: whoreishness <--(pretend thats a word...)
[01:13] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, whores are bad
[01:13] BipolarClowns: that makes me want to im him
[01:14] putty7AND1HALF: uhh... whoreishness has always been a word
[01:15] putty7AND1HALF: since before english existed
[01:16] BipolarClowns: DAMN!
[01:16] BipolarClowns: thats a long time
[01:16] putty7AND1HALF: i know
[01:17] putty7AND1HALF: your head explodes if you think about those kinds of large numbers
[01:17] BipolarClowns: really?
[01:17] BipolarClowns: like you as a pirate????
[01:18] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, so don't try
[01:18] putty7AND1HALF: of course
[01:19] putty7AND1HALF: i've seen it happen
[01:19] putty7AND1HALF: it's not nearly as cool as you would think
[01:19] BipolarClowns: thats terribly dissapointing
[01:19] putty7AND1HALF: it was
[01:19] BipolarClowns: the eno kids we'll have to write a song about it
[01:20] BipolarClowns: emo
[01:21] putty7AND1HALF: "we will have a song to write about it"?
[01:21] putty7AND1HALF: so are you grounded next weekend too?
[01:21] BipolarClowns: will
[01:21] putty7AND1HALF: there ya go
[01:21] BipolarClowns: hmm,
[01:21] BipolarClowns: perhaps part
[01:22] putty7AND1HALF: because it happened friday night right?
[01:23] putty7AND1HALF: and you were grounded for 2 weeks?
[01:23] putty7AND1HALF: or no?
[01:23] BipolarClowns: yes, i believe so
[01:24] putty7AND1HALF: then you should be off saturday and sunday?
[01:24] BipolarClowns: yes
[01:24] BipolarClowns: hopefully
[01:24] BipolarClowns: ill try and find out
[01:25] BipolarClowns: and ill try and post about it at school, as, once i get back, i cant use the interet at home
[01:25] putty7AND1HALF: that sucks
[01:26] BipolarClowns: yes, yes indeed
[01:27] putty7AND1HALF: how did your parents find out where you went?
[01:29] BipolarClowns: my dad, apparently, was going to the restaurant next door,
[01:29] putty7AND1HALF: shit, what terrible luck
[01:30] BipolarClowns: but, the theory myself and jessica theother have is that , as my stepmom has a habit of reading my livejournal because shes fucking evil, she probably saw the stuff about it, she called jessica theothers parents about what we were doing that night, which shes never done before, and she wouldnt say y, but its all only a theory
[01:31] putty7AND1HALF: i figurd something like that and that sounds more likely
[01:32] BipolarClowns: yeah, i dont see y te hell my dad wouldve been there at midnight,
[01:32] BipolarClowns: other than that
[01:32] putty7AND1HALF: do you think my friend julia is cool?
[01:32] BipolarClowns: ah welll, almost over
[01:32] BipolarClowns: im running away with her
[01:32] BipolarClowns: plus, i love people named julia
[01:33] putty7AND1HALF: it's a good name
[01:33] BipolarClowns: yeah
[01:35] putty7AND1HALF: julia says i desprately need to change my voicemail
[01:35] putty7AND1HALF: on my phone
[01:35] BipolarClowns: she told me that too
[01:35] BipolarClowns: i havent heard it
[01:35] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[01:35] BipolarClowns: about yours that is
[01:35] putty7AND1HALF: she hates hates
[01:35] BipolarClowns: SHE LIKED MINE!
[01:35] putty7AND1HALF: yours is great
[01:36] putty7AND1HALF: i love yours
[01:36] putty7AND1HALF: A NEW COMMENT!
[01:36] BipolarClowns: realy?
[01:37] BipolarClowns: yay!
[01:37] putty7AND1HALF: my computer TELLS me when i get new email
[01:37] BipolarClowns: my computerfucks itself!
[01:37] BipolarClowns: beat that!
[01:37] BipolarClowns: bizznatch
[01:38] putty7AND1HALF: sometime, mine does too
[01:39] BipolarClowns: damn
[01:39] BipolarClowns: ye
[01:40] putty7AND1HALF: usually, it's a good boy, but sometimes, it gets naughty
[01:41] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah, well, you know,
[01:41] BipolarClowns: (yes! i managed to say absolutely nothing within those our words!!)
[01:41] putty7AND1HALF: and computers have no legs, so it can't even go across the room to my dads computer (which he bought and never fucking uses), so it has no choice but to fuck it's self
[01:41] BipolarClowns: what a lonely life!!!!!!
[01:42] putty7AND1HALF: i know!
[01:42] BipolarClowns: four
[01:42] BipolarClowns: not our
[01:42] putty7AND1HALF: oh, ok
[01:42] putty7AND1HALF: that makes alot more sense
[01:42] BipolarClowns: yeah...
[01:42] putty7AND1HALF: but it was actually five words...
[01:43] BipolarClowns: were you really afraid to ask me?
[01:44] putty7AND1HALF: it's the only thing i ever get shy about
[01:44] BipolarClowns: awww!
[01:44] BipolarClowns: thats awesome
[01:44] BipolarClowns: love!
[01:44] BipolarClowns: squared
[01:44] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, they tell me it's real cute
[01:44] BipolarClowns: hahaha
[01:45] BipolarClowns: yeah
[01:45] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, by the way, have i ever told you you're totally awesome and i love you lots?
[01:45] BipolarClowns: well, yes, but feel free to say it!
[01:45] BipolarClowns: and,
[01:46] BipolarClowns: i love you like, plus four!
[01:46] BipolarClowns: times ten!
[01:46] BipolarClowns: BILLION!
[01:46] BipolarClowns: because, youre excelent
[01:47] putty7AND1HALF: as are you
[01:47] putty7AND1HALF: it's like the song i'm listeing to
[01:47] putty7AND1HALF: gigantic
[01:47] BipolarClowns: i love the pixies
[01:48] BipolarClowns: because
[01:48] BipolarClowns: you didnt know that!
[01:48] putty7AND1HALF: really?
[01:48] BipolarClowns: !
[01:48] putty7AND1HALF: no, i had no clue
[01:48] BipolarClowns: yes!
[01:48] BipolarClowns: yeah, well, i try to be subtle about it
[01:48] putty7AND1HALF: a little to subtle for me i guess
[01:48] putty7AND1HALF: i don't pick up on the real small stuff
[01:49] putty7AND1HALF: like t-shirts and livejournal names
[01:49] putty7AND1HALF: and mentioning it a whole bumch
[01:49] BipolarClowns: and making you listen to them
[01:49] putty7AND1HALF: MAKING ME?
[01:50] putty7AND1HALF: you just mentioned them enough and i was like, maybe there's something to this other than "where is my mind"...
[01:50] putty7AND1HALF: and i haven't stopped since
[01:51] BipolarClowns: good!
[01:51] putty7AND1HALF: what's your email because i need to send you that song, lions and tigers
[01:52] BipolarClowns: you_ll_be_strange@hotmail.com
[01:53] putty7AND1HALF: by the way, do you want gmail?
[01:53] putty7AND1HALF: it's like a billion times better than hotmail
[01:53] putty7AND1HALF: times 5
[01:53] BipolarClowns: youre the fiurth peson to offer me it
[01:53] BipolarClowns: but
[01:54] BipolarClowns: honestly
[01:54] BipolarClowns: hotmail is fine
[01:54] BipolarClowns: im only taking up like 1% of the memory
[01:54] putty7AND1HALF: yeah
[01:54] BipolarClowns: and i have a shitload of stuff on it
[01:54] putty7AND1HALF: i got gmail right before they added so much space on hotmail
[01:55] putty7AND1HALF: i use both accounts now
[01:55] BipolarClowns: the email gods must despise you
[01:55] BipolarClowns: !!!
[01:55] putty7AND1HALF: maybe, but i think my address is WAY better now
[01:55] BipolarClowns: wat is it?
[01:55] putty7AND1HALF: it was sillyputty01@hotmail but now it's Tasty.children@gmail
[01:56] BipolarClowns: thats another thing, i love my email adress
[01:56] BipolarClowns: so, im fine
[01:56] BipolarClowns: its from this random beck song that i love
[01:56] BipolarClowns: haha, thats awesome
[01:57] putty7AND1HALF: i haven't heard to much of their stuff
[01:57] BipolarClowns: his
[01:57] BipolarClowns: its just him,
[01:57] putty7AND1HALF: except epoc or something, loser and that one awesome song...
[01:57] BipolarClowns: wat song?
[01:57] putty7AND1HALF: minus
[01:58] BipolarClowns: never heard it
[02:00] putty7AND1HALF: it's awesome
[02:00] putty7AND1HALF: i heard it from this other kid who's favorite band is the pixies
[02:01] putty7AND1HALF: so, you'll probably like it
[02:01] BipolarClowns: excellent
[02:03] BipolarClowns: burn
[02:03] putty7AND1HALF: no thanks
[02:03] BipolarClowns: ?
[02:03] putty7AND1HALF: i'm fine not being on fire
[02:03] BipolarClowns: nice
[02:03] BipolarClowns: : P
[02:04] putty7AND1HALF: indeed
[02:05] BipolarClowns: this has been an excellent day
[02:05] BipolarClowns: or
[02:05] BipolarClowns: well
[02:05] BipolarClowns: i dont know
[02:05] BipolarClowns: this period of time within twenty four hours, not entirely confined to this day
[02:06] putty7AND1HALF: an excelent wee hours of the morning?
[02:06] BipolarClowns: YES!
[02:06] BipolarClowns: and thats why you're awesome!
[02:06] putty7AND1HALF: YAY!
[02:06] BipolarClowns: and you dont even have to be typcast like Indiana Ford
[02:07] putty7AND1HALF: thank god
[02:07] BipolarClowns: yeah, but, he gets a whip, and an AWESOME hat
[02:07] putty7AND1HALF: because i still am unaware of what that is, despite thatyou may have explained it before
[02:07] BipolarClowns: what what is?
[02:08] putty7AND1HALF: typecasting
[02:09] BipolarClowns: oh, its when you get stuck in this one role, and they keep giving you roles like it and/or even different roles you play as that character, because you're a crappy actor
[02:09] putty7AND1HALF: OH FUCKING YEAH!
[02:09] putty7AND1HALF: you did explain that before
[02:10] BipolarClowns: its pretty hot
[02:10] putty7AND1HALF: haha, yeah
[02:10] BipolarClowns: well, its even hotter explained the second time
[02:10] putty7AND1HALF: that would be why you called him Indiana Ford
[02:11] BipolarClowns: hellz yeah!!!
[02:11] putty7AND1HALF: :-D
[02:12] putty7AND1HALF: have you heard that song by interpol, evil?
[02:13] BipolarClowns: nope
[02:14] putty7AND1HALF: go to (Link: www.interpolny.com)www.interpolny.com , click on the videos and click on the first one
[02:14] putty7AND1HALF: it's crazy/creepy/funny/
[02:14] putty7AND1HALF: plus an awesome song
[02:19] BipolarClowns: i like it!
[02:19] BipolarClowns: puppets freak me out
[02:19] putty7AND1HALF: esspecially real looking puppets with teeth
[02:19] *** "BipolarClowns" signed off at Sun Apr 10 02:19:34 2005.
[02:19] *** "BipolarClowns" signed on at Sun Apr 10 02:19:43 2005.
[02:19] BipolarClowns: whoa
[02:19] putty7AND1HALF: holy crap
[02:20] BipolarClowns: WHERE!?!?
[02:20] putty7AND1HALF: esspecially real looking puppets with teeth
[02:20] BipolarClowns: YES!
[02:20] putty7AND1HALF: jim henson needs some of those i think
[02:20] BipolarClowns: hes dead
[02:21] BipolarClowns: that reminds me of some of my favoritefighting words
[02:21] putty7AND1HALF: well, he sould have gotten some while he was stiil alive
[02:21] BipolarClowns: if i was going to fight someone
[02:21] BipolarClowns: thats what id say
[02:22] putty7AND1HALF: you would remind them jim henson's dead?
[02:22] BipolarClowns: no
[02:22] BipolarClowns: the
[02:24] BipolarClowns: but thats just how id threaten people
[02:25] putty7AND1HALF: i think i missed the whole threatening part
[02:27] BipolarClowns: oh, welll, i dont know
[02:27] putty7AND1HALF: how sad
[02:27] *** "BipolarClowns" signed off at Sun Apr 10 02:27:40 2005.
[02:27] *** "BipolarClowns" signed on at Sun Apr 10 02:27:48 2005.
[02:27] BipolarClowns: yes
[02:28] BipolarClowns: i like you!
[02:28] putty7AND1HALF: that's good because, i like you too!
[02:28] putty7AND1HALF: so what's my full name now?
[02:28] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah, reference points are for wimp!
[02:29] BipolarClowns: the matt whoisgoingoutwithjessica
[02:29] putty7AND1HALF: most excelent
[02:29] BipolarClowns: which makes majkes you even more bettererererer than matt withthehat
[02:29] BipolarClowns: YES!
[02:29] BipolarClowns: YE!
[02:30] BipolarClowns: how long had you been wanting to ask me?
[02:30] putty7AND1HALF: haha, a while
[02:30] BipolarClowns: OH!
[02:30] BipolarClowns: HOW LONG!?!?
[02:31] BipolarClowns: ::excitement and such!::
[02:31] BipolarClowns: i dont know, im feeling hyper
[02:32] putty7AND1HALF: i don't know, i guess i was kinda thinking about it for a while, but i was like "for sure now" when we went out however many weeks ago it was
[02:32] BipolarClowns: awww! yay!
[02:32] BipolarClowns: sorry
[02:32] BipolarClowns: that makes me all happy though
[02:32] BipolarClowns: because im weird
[02:32] putty7AND1HALF: YAY!
[02:33] putty7AND1HALF: it makes me happy that you want to know, because i'm weird like that
[02:33] putty7AND1HALF: we can be wierd together
[02:33] BipolarClowns: yes we can be!
[02:33] putty7AND1HALF: i realized you were awesome like as soon as we met
[02:34] BipolarClowns: yeah, thats y i wanted ur screenname
[02:34] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, that's why i wanted yours
[02:34] BipolarClowns: though i was convinced you were after anne marie
[02:35] putty7AND1HALF: na, she was cool and hot but there wasn't (sounding so fucking cliched) that something about her
[02:35] BipolarClowns: hahahaha!
[02:36] BipolarClowns: <3
[02:36] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah, my crappy hearts
[02:36] BipolarClowns: YES!
[02:36] putty7AND1HALF: haha, i love your crappy hears
[02:36] BipolarClowns: i hava
[02:36] putty7AND1HALF: hearts*
[02:37] BipolarClowns: the most ambiguous thing ever!
[02:37] BipolarClowns: !
[02:38] putty7AND1HALF: i hate it when cliches are exactly what i want to say and there's no other way to say it
[02:38] BipolarClowns: i think its cute!
[02:38] putty7AND1HALF: awww
[02:38] BipolarClowns: but only from you
[02:38] BipolarClowns: everyone else cant
[02:39] putty7AND1HALF: i love you, by the way
[02:40] BipolarClowns: really?
[02:40] BipolarClowns: sorry, im yeah, sort of, insecure we'll say
[02:40] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, me too
[02:41] BipolarClowns: i love you too!
[02:41] putty7AND1HALF: : D
[02:42] BipolarClowns: haha! yes! oh wow, i did find a good jewish boy! thats awesome!
[02:42] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[02:42] BipolarClowns: it was on my list of resolutions!
[02:42] putty7AND1HALF: well, there you go
[02:43] BipolarClowns: 1. Get me a good Jewish boy
[02:43] BipolarClowns: hahaha, thats awesome, its even number one
[02:44] putty7AND1HALF: how many others are there?
[02:44] BipolarClowns: 21 others
[02:44] putty7AND1HALF: wow...
[02:44] BipolarClowns: its my first post in january
[02:45] putty7AND1HALF: well i'm glad to help you get # 1 out of the way
[02:45] putty7AND1HALF: are you gonna cross them off?
[02:45] BipolarClowns: wen i figure out how to cross things off
[02:46] BipolarClowns: yes!
[02:46] BipolarClowns: yes you did!
[02:46] putty7AND1HALF: remember it's
[02:48] BipolarClowns: before or after it?
[02:48] putty7AND1HALF: before
[02:49] putty7AND1HALF: and after
[02:52] BipolarClowns: somehow i did that wrong
[02:52] BipolarClowns: oh wait!
[02:52] putty7AND1HALF: maybe i told you wrong
[02:53] BipolarClowns: hmm
[02:54] putty7AND1HALF: did it work or not?
[02:54] BipolarClowns: no
[02:55] putty7AND1HALF: sadness
[02:55] BipolarClowns: hmmm
[02:57] BipolarClowns: HA!
[02:57] BipolarClowns: THERE!
[02:57] BipolarClowns: YES!
[02:58] putty7AND1HALF: damnit, just as i find it
[02:58] putty7AND1HALF: THERE IT IS!
[02:58] BipolarClowns: what?
[02:59] putty7AND1HALF: the entry
[02:59] putty7AND1HALF: with the crossed-outness
[02:59] BipolarClowns: yes!
[03:03] putty7AND1HALF: #14 should be your next one
[03:03] BipolarClowns: i dont smoke
[03:03] BipolarClowns: i never have
[03:03] putty7AND1HALF: HORRAY!
[03:04] BipolarClowns: it was a joke, because number 15, but, yeah, everyone was confused on that one
[03:04] BipolarClowns: heh, yay straight edge!
[03:04] putty7AND1HALF: YAY!
[03:05] putty7AND1HALF: i heart minor threat
[03:06] BipolarClowns: i loved how when i met you, you were all, no, lets not talk about you hating punk, because, i dont want to argue with you, and such.
[03:06] BipolarClowns: it was awesome
[03:06] BipolarClowns: : )
[03:06] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[03:06] BipolarClowns: because, you're sooooo nice
[03:06] putty7AND1HALF: : )
[03:07] BipolarClowns: ye-eah
[03:07] putty7AND1HALF: we should start a band
[03:07] putty7AND1HALF: then you can cross off # 18
[03:07] BipolarClowns: haha, yes! but i suck still, at guitar
[03:07] putty7AND1HALF: that's OK, i'm still not that great at bass yet
[03:08] BipolarClowns: <3
[03:08] putty7AND1HALF: i want to take lessons, but i gotta find a teacher
[03:08] putty7AND1HALF: <3
[03:08] BipolarClowns: yay
[03:08] putty7AND1HALF: why do people do this; <3333
[03:09] putty7AND1HALF: is it like they are behind eachother or are ther too lazt to do <3 <3 <3 <3
[03:09] BipolarClowns: nice typing on that one
[03:09] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[03:09] BipolarClowns: the way you type is soooooo hot
[03:10] putty7AND1HALF: ha, julia tells me I have a hot voice, which is why i need to change my voicemail, to make it more sexy
[03:10] BipolarClowns: you do!
[03:10] BipolarClowns: thats so wat i thought wen i heard you on the phone!!
[03:11] putty7AND1HALF: that's what they tell me
[03:11] BipolarClowns: well, its true, your voice is the sex
[03:12] putty7AND1HALF: my voice is talking sex
[03:12] putty7AND1HALF: like, instead of walking sex...
[03:12] BipolarClowns: and the rest of you is person sex
[03:12] BipolarClowns: !
[03:12] putty7AND1HALF: SAME TO YOU!
[03:13] BipolarClowns: haha, yes!
[03:13] BipolarClowns: awesome
[03:13] putty7AND1HALF: yes you are
[03:13] BipolarClowns: haha, nah
[03:13] putty7AND1HALF: no, deffinitly
[03:13] BipolarClowns: thank you
[03:14] BipolarClowns: voice/person sex
[03:14] BipolarClowns: that i love
[03:15] BipolarClowns: times ten
[03:15] putty7AND1HALF: awww, you're welcome person sex that I love times ten... hundred
[03:16] putty7AND1HALF: i aways forget voices
[03:16] BipolarClowns: damn, well, ill get you back! for defeating me!
[03:16] BipolarClowns: my voice is apparently lyrical/annoying
[03:16] BipolarClowns: depending on the person
[03:16] BipolarClowns: its very strange
[03:17] BipolarClowns: one person will love it, but another people will hate it
[03:17] BipolarClowns: person
[03:17] BipolarClowns: anyway
[03:18] putty7AND1HALF: now that i listen to your voicemail again and laugh my ass off, i've decided you do have a fairly sexy voice
[03:18] BipolarClowns: woo!
[03:18] BipolarClowns: regardless,
[03:18] BipolarClowns: your voice is phone sex
[03:18] BipolarClowns: and your message should be you
[03:19] BipolarClowns: what is it now?
[03:20] putty7AND1HALF: it's me in a REALLY monotonous voice saying "hey, if i"m not here, aaaand I'm not at home, I'm probly not anywhere. kay bye.
[03:20] BipolarClowns: haha, nice
[03:20] BipolarClowns: apparently mine is, at many points, incomprehensible
[03:21] putty7AND1HALF: only at one point at first but after hearing it like 3 times now, i got all of it
[03:21] BipolarClowns: wow, if it actually saved messages, i bet id have a good bit from this week...
[03:22] putty7AND1HALF: ha, i bet
[03:22] BipolarClowns: its probably because of all the times i dropped it
[03:22] BipolarClowns: and that time in he dryer...
[03:22] BipolarClowns: the
[03:23] BipolarClowns: i like my dryers genderless
[03:23] putty7AND1HALF: well i always prefer male dryers
[03:23] BipolarClowns: damn right!
[03:23] putty7AND1HALF: they just seem to get the job done better for some reason
[03:23] BipolarClowns: i mean
[03:24] BipolarClowns: hey wait!
[03:24] BipolarClowns: dryer sexist!
[03:24] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, what can i say...
[03:24] BipolarClowns: shame!
[03:24] putty7AND1HALF: it's one of my few prejeduces
[03:24] BipolarClowns: s.h.a.m.e.
[03:24] BipolarClowns: super
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: ham?
[03:25] BipolarClowns: hypocritical
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: and
[03:25] BipolarClowns: meam
[03:25] BipolarClowns: mean
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: mayonayse
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: eater
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: gross
[03:25] BipolarClowns: THIS ISNT A SANDWICH!
[03:25] BipolarClowns: its A DISEASE!
[03:25] putty7AND1HALF: oh, sorry
[03:26] BipolarClowns: how the hell did we get to this topic?
[03:26] putty7AND1HALF: you mistyped something
[03:26] BipolarClowns: oh yes.
[03:26] BipolarClowns: good
[03:27] putty7AND1HALF: i tihnk we were actually being serious before that
[03:27] BipolarClowns: oh yeah
[03:27] BipolarClowns: about you being phone sex
[03:27] putty7AND1HALF: right
[03:27] putty7AND1HALF: you know what the best thing about tonight is?
[03:27] BipolarClowns: money?
[03:27] BipolarClowns: wat?
[03:27] putty7AND1HALF: besides that
[03:27] BipolarClowns: yes?
[03:28] BipolarClowns: what?
[03:28] BipolarClowns: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!
[03:28] BipolarClowns: ::is impatient::
[03:28] putty7AND1HALF: well, actually the best part about tonight was when you said yes, but the thing i was gonna say is that we've been chatting for 4 and a half hours now
[03:29] BipolarClowns: really?
[03:29] putty7AND1HALF: yeah
[03:29] BipolarClowns: wow
[03:29] putty7AND1HALF: yup
[03:29] BipolarClowns: thats sooo cool
[03:29] putty7AND1HALF: i don't think i've ever talked to one person for so long
[03:29] BipolarClowns: i absolutely adore you if im able to im you for that long
[03:30] putty7AND1HALF: i absolutly adore you anyway
[03:30] BipolarClowns: yeah! well,
[03:30] BipolarClowns: your face!
[03:30] BipolarClowns: is,
[03:30] BipolarClowns: absolutely adored!
[03:30] BipolarClowns: BURN!
[03:30] putty7AND1HALF: ooooooohh
[03:30] BipolarClowns: yeah!
[03:31] BipolarClowns: i showed you!
[03:31] putty7AND1HALF: yes you did
[03:31] BipolarClowns: yes, i definitely do like you a lot, but, ive said that a lot, so yeah
[03:33] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, for like a month now, i've been checking my friends page on my live journal almost exlusively just hoping you updated.
[03:33] BipolarClowns: really!?!?!? awwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:33] putty7AND1HALF: also with getting online, i just get on and hope you would too
[03:33] putty7AND1HALF: yeah
[03:33] BipolarClowns: youre so nice, and sweet, and awesome, and phone sex,
[03:33] BipolarClowns: me too on aim
[03:34] putty7AND1HALF: I LOVE YOU!
[03:34] BipolarClowns: YEAH!
[03:34] BipolarClowns: WELL
[03:34] BipolarClowns: I LOVE YOU TOO!
[03:35] putty7AND1HALF: yeah? well my phone say's "I love Jessica!!" when i cut it on!
[03:35] BipolarClowns: because, i was about to write an entry, about the fact i d finally accepted i robably wasnt going to be in any more relationships in high school, and that, i might as well give up, right before you asked me
[03:35] BipolarClowns: so, yeah,
[03:35] BipolarClowns: and,
[03:35] BipolarClowns: ur like
[03:36] BipolarClowns: so wonderful
[03:36] putty7AND1HALF: sad, but i was pretty much thinking the same thing
[03:36] putty7AND1HALF: about myself though
[03:37] putty7AND1HALF: but i was like, maybe she likes me to...
[03:37] BipolarClowns: but it all worked out, and apparently, we balance each other out
[03:37] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[03:37] BipolarClowns: and she did!
[03:37] putty7AND1HALF: YES!
[03:37] putty7AND1HALF: we do!
[03:37] BipolarClowns: with my excess masculinity
[03:38] putty7AND1HALF: and my excess feminity
[03:38] putty7AND1HALF: i think
[03:38] BipolarClowns: yeah!
[03:38] BipolarClowns: gender issues!
[03:38] BipolarClowns: another thing to add onto the turn-on list
[03:38] putty7AND1HALF: we deffinitly need to see rocky horror together
[03:38] BipolarClowns: yeah, yeah we do,
[03:39] BipolarClowns: mmmm
[03:39] BipolarClowns: rocky horro
[03:39] BipolarClowns: r
[03:39] BipolarClowns: sexalicious
[03:40] putty7AND1HALF: i like the way you make me smile whenever i'm talking to you
[03:41] BipolarClowns: i like the way you're totally awesome in general
[03:41] BipolarClowns: and that you're so, super nice
[03:41] putty7AND1HALF: : )
[03:42] BipolarClowns: and that you're sexalicious
[03:42] BipolarClowns: thats important
[03:43] BipolarClowns: once again, for uh, scientific purposes...
[03:43] putty7AND1HALF: haha
[03:43] putty7AND1HALF: but of course
[03:43] BipolarClowns: you know it!
[03:44] putty7AND1HALF: ha, i looked at those pictures of yourself you posted like 20 times
[03:44] BipolarClowns: haha, y?
[03:44] putty7AND1HALF: because you're beautiful
[03:44] BipolarClowns: oh whatever
[03:44] putty7AND1HALF: and sexalicious
[03:44] BipolarClowns: oh whatever
[03:44] putty7AND1HALF: psshhh
[03:45] BipolarClowns: youre crazy
[03:46] putty7AND1HALF: so are you
[03:46] putty7AND1HALF: that's why i love you
[03:47] BipolarClowns: i love that you love my craziness, and think im beautiful, even if i dont agree so much....
[03:47] putty7AND1HALF: do you have school monday?
[03:47] BipolarClowns: yes
[03:47] BipolarClowns: y?
[03:47] putty7AND1HALF: BECAUSE I DON'T!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[03:47] BipolarClowns: hahahahahahaha, god, lame
[03:48] putty7AND1HALF: hahaha
[03:49] putty7AND1HALF: no, i deffinitly think you're real pretty
[03:49] BipolarClowns: are you sure?
[03:49] putty7AND1HALF: at the party i wasn't so sure, but then when we almost when to the movie, i was like "WHAT WAS I THINKING?!"
[03:50] BipolarClowns: haha, not at the party!??
[03:50] BipolarClowns: aw
[03:50] putty7AND1HALF: i just wasn't sure then
[03:50] putty7AND1HALF: but now i KNOW
[03:51] BipolarClowns: ye!
[03:51] BipolarClowns: heh, jessica theother was so convinced this would happen
[03:52] putty7AND1HALF: on your pictures you have a wire coming out of your ear, so i've decided you must be a robot
[03:52] putty7AND1HALF: with you and me?
[03:52] BipolarClowns: yessss
[03:52] BipolarClowns: /an awesome robot/someone who doesnt take off their headphones very often
[03:53] BipolarClowns: whoa, my computer is entirely frozen other then this box
[03:53] BipolarClowns: frigin weird
[03:53] putty7AND1HALF: woah
[03:53] putty7AND1HALF: that's crazy
[03:53] putty7AND1HALF: saved by the shitty AIM express or destroyed by the shitty AIM express...?
[03:54] putty7AND1HALF: we'll never know...
[03:55] *** "BipolarClowns" signed off at Sun Apr 10 03:55:16 2005.
[03:55] putty7AND1HALF: woah, you're the only person on my buddy list who is actually on
[03:55] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[03:57] *** "BipolarClowns" signed on at Sun Apr 10 03:57:52 2005.
[03:58] putty7AND1HALF: did you see the last thing i said?
[03:58] BipolarClowns: no
[03:58] putty7AND1HALF: [03:53] putty7AND1HALF: saved by the shitty AIM express or destroyed by the shitty AIM express...?
[03:54] putty7AND1HALF: we'll never know...
[03:58] putty7AND1HALF: until then
[03:59] BipolarClowns: haha, yeah, it was weird, i tried to unfreezeify, and, it went all blck, and beeping noises, and, yeah...
[03:59] putty7AND1HALF: and then i said that you were the only person on my buddy list who was actually still on, but by the time i looked up you really wern't
[04:00] putty7AND1HALF: woah, there's so much text now, that it's actually deleting part of the conversation to make room for the new stuff
[04:00] BipolarClowns: but now i am!
[04:01] BipolarClowns: really?
[04:01] BipolarClowns: coolness
[04:01] putty7AND1HALF: YEAH!
[04:01] putty7AND1HALF: and yes
[04:01] BipolarClowns: there isnt much on mine though
[04:01] BipolarClowns: because...
[04:01] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, i figured
[04:01] putty7AND1HALF: your computer fucks it's self often
[04:01] BipolarClowns: but we can make more!
[04:02] BipolarClowns: wow, yeah, everything DOES sound dirty
[04:02] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, well that was a little obvious
[04:02] putty7AND1HALF: the first thing you gotta think of no matter what time it is is BABIES!
[04:02] BipolarClowns: yes!
[04:03] BipolarClowns: yeah, everything is veiled sexual references
[04:03] BipolarClowns: ive decided
[04:04] BipolarClowns: there should be a law
[04:04] putty7AND1HALF: i have this friend who say's "uh oh" every time someone says something that could be remotely construde as sexual
[04:04] putty7AND1HALF: it's really funny
[04:05] putty7AND1HALF: i'm so hungry it's like someones stabbing me in the stomach
[04:05] putty7AND1HALF: shit
[04:05] BipolarClowns: oh, sorry, ::stops stabbing you::
[04:05] BipolarClowns: i thought you were into that sort of thing
[04:05] putty7AND1HALF: not in the stomach
[04:06] BipolarClowns: really!?!?
[04:06] BipolarClowns: wow,
[04:06] BipolarClowns: well
[04:06] putty7AND1HALF: anywhere but the stomaach
[04:06] putty7AND1HALF: i know it may come as a shock, but that's the way it is
[04:06] BipolarClowns: there are other places?
[04:06] BipolarClowns: well, its important to set boundaries!
[04:07] putty7AND1HALF: no eye's either
[04:08] putty7AND1HALF: and the second to last toe on my right foot
[04:08] BipolarClowns: i cant spoon your eyes???
[04:08] BipolarClowns: wel, you can break my arms
[04:08] putty7AND1HALF: you can spoon them, AND EVEN break my arms
[04:08] putty7AND1HALF: just don't stab them
[04:08] BipolarClowns: oh, ok
[04:08] BipolarClowns: good to know
[04:08] putty7AND1HALF: damnit, now i gotta listen
[04:09] BipolarClowns: stabbings pretty much just out in general i guess
[04:09] BipolarClowns: ?
[04:09] BipolarClowns: HAHA!
[04:09] BipolarClowns: YEAH!
[04:09] putty7AND1HALF: no, just in those 3 places
[04:10] BipolarClowns: good, because theres nothing hotter than violence!
[04:10] putty7AND1HALF: it'd be fine if you chained me to the pillows, by the was
[04:10] BipolarClowns: a three day party
[04:11] BipolarClowns: you can stroke my locks
[04:11] putty7AND1HALF: oh good
[04:11] putty7AND1HALF: i like your hair
[04:12] BipolarClowns: and you can definitely rub a bad charm
[04:12] BipolarClowns: with holy fingers
[04:12] BipolarClowns: whoa
[04:12] putty7AND1HALF: i'm gonna have to request you don't do anything with holy fingers
[04:12] putty7AND1HALF: that or kill us all
[04:12] BipolarClowns: youre the second matt i know who plays bass
[04:12] putty7AND1HALF: haha, you;re just now figuring this out?
[04:13] BipolarClowns: sorry, i just thought about it
[04:13] putty7AND1HALF: that's cool though
[04:13] BipolarClowns: matt withthehat does, because, he was going to be bass in me and ston'es band
[04:14] putty7AND1HALF: is stone playing being drums playing?
[04:14] BipolarClowns: no, he was supposed to be guitar or somthing
[04:14] putty7AND1HALF: haha, were you on drums then
[04:14] putty7AND1HALF: or no percusion?
[04:14] BipolarClowns: im not su7re we had any
[04:14] BipolarClowns: we had a cowbell soloist
[04:15] putty7AND1HALF: hahaha
[04:15] BipolarClowns: i was guitar or something, me and stone were joing lyricists
[04:15] BipolarClowns: the best part was our cowbell soloist is like the coolest guy ever
[04:15] BipolarClowns: he made like a 1580 on the SAT
[04:15] putty7AND1HALF: woah
[04:15] BipolarClowns: fo rea
[04:16] BipolarClowns: hes super cool
[04:16] putty7AND1HALF: must be
[04:16] BipolarClowns: have you heard No. 13
[04:16] BipolarClowns: the pixies song
[04:16] putty7AND1HALF: the tit song?
[04:16] BipolarClowns: yes!
[04:16] putty7AND1HALF: yeah, i borrowed doolittle from my friend
[04:17] BipolarClowns: ti love that part
[04:17] BipolarClowns: orgasmic
[04:18] putty7AND1HALF: all the songs are amazing
[04:18] BipolarClowns: of course
[04:18] putty7AND1HALF: the whole CD is like an aural orgasm!
[04:18] BipolarClowns: hell yeah!
[04:19] BipolarClowns: you can gouge away
[04:19] BipolarClowns: stay all day
[04:20] putty7AND1HALF: ok, so i got some bad news... you see I love you a whole lot and I think you're beautiful and the coolest person ever, and i would love to keep talking for another 5 hours and 10 minutes, but by then I'd be on my way to sunday school, which I do have... so I should probably say goodnight like 2 or 4 hours ago
[04:21] BipolarClowns: awww
[04:21] BipolarClowns: alright
[04:21] putty7AND1HALF: yeah...
[04:21] BipolarClowns: well, dont forget me!
[04:21] putty7AND1HALF: but the point is, i love you
[04:21] BipolarClowns: i love you too
[04:21] putty7AND1HALF: awww
[04:22] putty7AND1HALF: i deffinitly won't forget you
[04:22] BipolarClowns: you better not be checking out those sunday school girls
[04:22] BipolarClowns: : )
[04:22] putty7AND1HALF: ok, i'll stop
[04:23] BipolarClowns: haha
[04:23] BipolarClowns: lame-o
[04:23] putty7AND1HALF: no, seriously, i will
[04:23] BipolarClowns: damn right!
[04:23] putty7AND1HALF: so, i love you and goodnight!
[04:24] putty7AND1HALF: MWAH!
[04:24] BipolarClowns: love you too, good night!
[04:24] *** "BipolarClowns" signed off at Sun Apr 10 04:24:27 2005.
Session Close (BipolarClowns): Sun Apr 10 04:24:31 2005

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