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what do you think of this
Sep 13, 2005 22:28
so for the past 3 days this squirrel has run in front of my car at this bridge in my neighborhood...I've missed him every time so far...
what would you do in this situation?
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michelle656
September 14 2005, 02:59:58 UTC
Run him over or else you're a loser.
P.S. Same squirrel? How do you recognize this?
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mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 22:48:14 UTC
hmmm its possible that it is a different squirrel each time
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__jane_
September 14 2005, 03:37:43 UTC
it's obviously trying to die. just hit it.
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mammachamma
September 14 2005, 19:36:39 UTC
lmco
i'd name it terri
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mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 22:49:16 UTC
maybe it just like's to live on the edge?
DONT JUDGE IT BY ITS "Life Choices"!!! >:O
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sethownsyou
September 14 2005, 10:44:14 UTC
I would hit the brakes then sneeze and "accidentlly" hit the gas instead.
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mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 22:50:19 UTC
haha yes..."accidentally" ...muhaha
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flyin_turtles
September 14 2005, 19:27:26 UTC
i wud set up some bait. catch the squirrel. Befriend it. and then lure others squillers in so u have a collection the burn them all and eat them!
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mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 22:51:37 UTC
haha Dan I think you're the winner! I'll get started on that first thing in the morning
now...what would work best for luring a squirrel?
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flyin_turtles
September 15 2005, 02:35:51 UTC
ummm fake female squirrels? duh!!! or of course my fav. CHEESE!! or maybe acrons....DUMBASS
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mammachamma
September 14 2005, 19:37:16 UTC
i wouldn't hit it
:(
that's sad
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mock the church
mr_slocum
September 14 2005, 23:00:28 UTC
ummmmmmm i think you're forgeting something very important here Kaitlyn...
and that is that "All squirrels go to Heaven"
now there are exceptions to this rule, for example gay squirrels cannot go to heaven, because God hates gay people....ahem...i meen squirrels.....;)
my main point here is that there's no guilt in killing a squirrel since there is eternal happiness waiting for him in the next life...obviously.
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saveacamel
September 15 2005, 01:56:40 UTC
Yeah and according to Christians squirrels don't have souls or feelings, so obviously it's ok to kill them for no reason...and besides they wouldn't be able to feel it.
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mammachamma
September 15 2005, 02:49:49 UTC
DUH!
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P.S. Same squirrel? How do you recognize this?
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i'd name it terri
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DONT JUDGE IT BY ITS "Life Choices"!!! >:O
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now...what would work best for luring a squirrel?
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:(
that's sad
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and that is that "All squirrels go to Heaven"
now there are exceptions to this rule, for example gay squirrels cannot go to heaven, because God hates gay people....ahem...i meen squirrels.....;)
my main point here is that there's no guilt in killing a squirrel since there is eternal happiness waiting for him in the next life...obviously.
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