One old cracka fool down, fifty million to go

Lil Kim done gave her fans a show they soon won't forget. Her skimpy top was no match for her ( big titties. )

Vote for me, Mr. T!

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/wtwta/2959462.stm?dynamic_vote=ON

Pass it on! Grrrr!

Wanna B like the T?

This is where I gets my gold chains.

Lotsa people wanna be Mr. T's friends. Maybe you not all fools.

Long weekend. Mr. T saved three orphanages from closing, beat down two rapists, and overthrew one guvment. Take that MacGuyver, you sissy fool.

It's so hot that even Mr. T's gold chains are sweating. I done fixed up my van to float, fly, and drive through concrete walls without a scratch but the fool AC isn't working and it hella hot in here.

I ain't never seen so many jive-ass fools in one place before. They oughta call this jive journal.

Mr. T don't read so good, so when I took that test yesterday I thought Quizilla was calling me a JACKASS. I don't know who Quizilla is but I think it must be Godzilla's little sister, and if I could beat him down twice I was gonna give a hella beating to Quizilla. But then Face told me it said Mr. T was a JACKAL. Damned livejournal jibba-jabba!

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