I'm officially a squirrel killer. He seen a car coming and ran back across the street. Apparently, he couldn't differentiate between Ford Explorer and small compact car.. so he ran in front of me and my left front tire. RIP you stupid squirrel.

Up next.. a very large deer.

Larry Walker should have won a World Series, damnit!!

He rocked the party!

Stupid Red Sox.

Larry Walker is the only thing keeping the Cards going.. he's doing exactly what I thought he would in the post season.

You know that list that you, me, and Matt K were still on?

I'm still on it. :(

GOD DAMN YOU MATT K!!

ALWAYS DRAGGIN' A BROTHER DOWN!!

haha. Go Cards.

And give feedback.

The scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where they compare the witch to the duck and wood.. is it possible to solve all of life's problems using their logic? Explain.

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation ( Read more... )

Also, even come near my ass, and I'll fucking cut it off. We'll go to LAN parties and play online games until all hours of the night.. just like normal couples. ;)

Wait.. this ain't right...