i don't ever want to cut my hair or do math again

[mr_tumnus]

i have finally figured out why i became an accountant

Comments

[sleepycat]

can I quit my life too yet? I dont have a job, and I am not finished school, but I still want to quit. How hot is she? Does she make good money? 5th floor sounds important.

[mr_tumnus]

you can help me write the new birthday song.

how about this: "happy birthday to y- " damn it!

okay how about this: "have a good birth day, mr. birthday! - or mrs. birthday!"

geez, this is hard.

she's hot. but she's gotta be in her 30s. and i'm pretty dure she makes lots of money. i'll hook you up if you want.

[sleepycat]

yes please, Just make sure you ask her if she wants a younger man to sleep with and to use her for money and not love. I dont her getting attached to me or anything. Remember sex and money, thats what this is about.