Mischivalry!
heh. another fun night. Mario, Luis, and Anthony are quite the fuckers.
yeah...went to Soopa's pad tonight. saw Eurotrip again (this movie owns), then embarked on a quest to blow up a watermelon.
much like the quest Scotty takes to find his true love, we (and by we i mean the 3 stated earlier and Ulysses, and I of course) had one goal in mind...to blow up a fucking watermelon.
It started off All gravy and stuff. we were just carving holes for the explosives (c4 and Nitro-glycerin of course.) while tossing pieces of watermelon around with wanton disregard for the cleanliness of Mario's house. WE probably clogged up his sink with melon guts too. haha! but we noticed a small setback. the watermelon was too...errr...watery to house a fuse and explosive. it would be doused before it'd explode, and that's bad mmmkay. so when Luis was finally done satisfying his pleasures with the knife and the squishy insides of the melon, we all set out to find some dirt...
Unfortunately, it was raining like The apocalypse was nigh outside, so all the "free" dirt was too moist to use. so the 3 geniuses came up with the idea to actually buy dirt. to actually buy the stuff found literally everywhere. I still can't get over the fact that people actually profit off of selling DIRT. capitalism these days....
so anyways, we went off (in my Land Rover again, I'm getting shafted with gas prices.) to find a place open at midnight that sells dirt, and seeing the limited availability of stores, we ended up going to the Walmart in B.F.E. (ironically right by my old house). There, we bought Hampster stuff, which was just as useful and cheap. shortly after finding the hampster stuff, the infamous 3 decided to play a little game of Hide-and-Seek in the fucking walmart. INSIDE THE FUCKING WALMART! you should've seen the weird looks people were giving them. it was hilarious. so funny, that it should be repeated.
After like 20 minutes of Hiding and seeking and pissing the fuck out of Adam, we finally left. Security stalked us on the way out. but they didn't have shit on us. punks! hehe. finally with all the materials in hand (and a free coke that i "found"), we continued our mission to find a suitable place to blow our round lil buddy up. But the highlight of the night was the random mischief caused along the way, which included moonings, singing loudly outside windows, flirting with ugly women in other cars (Yes Anthony, they were ugly.), suspiciously staking out a certain female friend's house while possibly freaking out her mother, and a few lit bottle rockets thrown outside the windows. fun schtuff. caused a few cars to stop and panic too....
When we finally reached our final destination, some Elementary school with a basketball court, we had everything ready. our watermelon was now packed with that mulch-like stuff you put in hampster cages, along with 4 mortars (The big ones. the kind that make big pretty explosions). we tied the fuses together, lit them, hauled ass away, and just watched in marvel.
It was fucking beautiful.
i mean, like a huge, brilliant explosion. with dazzling lights and smoke and gushy pieces of melon flying in every possible direction. It was so cool that the awe lasted for a whole 3 seconds before i realized that the blast was practically deafening and that people were definitely alarmed about it. so we all hauled ass back to the car, and dipped. Mission Complete.
All in All, the night owned. let's hope I have more nights like this one.
heh. and currently, it's like 5am. I've got to leave the house at around 7, so i'm not even bothering to go to sleep. I can do that when i get back from this Surprise Meeting that Radioshack people need to go to for some reason. They're now even paying me for this. those wankers. whatever. it's all good.
yeah...went to Soopa's pad tonight. saw Eurotrip again (this movie owns), then embarked on a quest to blow up a watermelon.
much like the quest Scotty takes to find his true love, we (and by we i mean the 3 stated earlier and Ulysses, and I of course) had one goal in mind...to blow up a fucking watermelon.
It started off All gravy and stuff. we were just carving holes for the explosives (c4 and Nitro-glycerin of course.) while tossing pieces of watermelon around with wanton disregard for the cleanliness of Mario's house. WE probably clogged up his sink with melon guts too. haha! but we noticed a small setback. the watermelon was too...errr...watery to house a fuse and explosive. it would be doused before it'd explode, and that's bad mmmkay. so when Luis was finally done satisfying his pleasures with the knife and the squishy insides of the melon, we all set out to find some dirt...
Unfortunately, it was raining like The apocalypse was nigh outside, so all the "free" dirt was too moist to use. so the 3 geniuses came up with the idea to actually buy dirt. to actually buy the stuff found literally everywhere. I still can't get over the fact that people actually profit off of selling DIRT. capitalism these days....
so anyways, we went off (in my Land Rover again, I'm getting shafted with gas prices.) to find a place open at midnight that sells dirt, and seeing the limited availability of stores, we ended up going to the Walmart in B.F.E. (ironically right by my old house). There, we bought Hampster stuff, which was just as useful and cheap. shortly after finding the hampster stuff, the infamous 3 decided to play a little game of Hide-and-Seek in the fucking walmart. INSIDE THE FUCKING WALMART! you should've seen the weird looks people were giving them. it was hilarious. so funny, that it should be repeated.
After like 20 minutes of Hiding and seeking and pissing the fuck out of Adam, we finally left. Security stalked us on the way out. but they didn't have shit on us. punks! hehe. finally with all the materials in hand (and a free coke that i "found"), we continued our mission to find a suitable place to blow our round lil buddy up. But the highlight of the night was the random mischief caused along the way, which included moonings, singing loudly outside windows, flirting with ugly women in other cars (Yes Anthony, they were ugly.), suspiciously staking out a certain female friend's house while possibly freaking out her mother, and a few lit bottle rockets thrown outside the windows. fun schtuff. caused a few cars to stop and panic too....
When we finally reached our final destination, some Elementary school with a basketball court, we had everything ready. our watermelon was now packed with that mulch-like stuff you put in hampster cages, along with 4 mortars (The big ones. the kind that make big pretty explosions). we tied the fuses together, lit them, hauled ass away, and just watched in marvel.
It was fucking beautiful.
i mean, like a huge, brilliant explosion. with dazzling lights and smoke and gushy pieces of melon flying in every possible direction. It was so cool that the awe lasted for a whole 3 seconds before i realized that the blast was practically deafening and that people were definitely alarmed about it. so we all hauled ass back to the car, and dipped. Mission Complete.
All in All, the night owned. let's hope I have more nights like this one.
heh. and currently, it's like 5am. I've got to leave the house at around 7, so i'm not even bothering to go to sleep. I can do that when i get back from this Surprise Meeting that Radioshack people need to go to for some reason. They're now even paying me for this. those wankers. whatever. it's all good.