....*smiles widely* warning. no coherency allowed beyone this point!
happy b'day Nicole. oh yeah saw my old friend's Danny and Vas today.... that shit was fuuuun!!!!
1. If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?
on one hand, spinning around the sun would be fun as hell...like a roller coaster ride with really bright lights; and on the other hand, low grav + moon's craters = one hell of a dune buggy joyride. moon wins.
2. If you could share that experience with one person, who would that be, and why?
a dune buggy mechanic.
3. What colour do you think best describes you and why?
37.
4. Do you know what your element is? If so what is it?
Nitrogen.
5. Do you know your astrological sign? If so what is it?
no. leo.
6. Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?
yeah, they're like this giant chain link gate. one that's busted so it'll open regardless of whether the lock's on or not. that's what i think right now anyways.
7. What is your most vivid dream?
the one with the highest resolution.
8. If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why?
I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden...in the shade.
9. If you could only choose one element to surround yourself with either a)wind, b)fire, c)earth, or d)water, which would you choose and why?
air, because you'd die if you were trapped in the other stuff...DUH!!!
10. Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes, who, if no, why not?
i definitely would. with who? those are my little secrets.
11. Who runs circles around your mind?
people who run really really fast.
12. If you had to paint a self-portrait would you make it a)realistic, b)abstract, or c)you'd rather die than have to pick up a paint brush? Explain your answer.
All of the above!!
13. Which do you prefer more and why, a)natural light, b)candle light, c)florescent light, or d)moonlight?
natural light/ moonlight (same thing). it's free!
14. Do you believe in karma? Do you even know what karma is?
i love oriental food!!!
15. How about fate? Are we all fulfilling a destiny here on earth?
it's funny... i'm practically agnostic, but for simple humor i often refer to the idea of God as Fate. like instead of people talking to God, i talk to my lady luck and Fate. what i often humoringly attribute weird instances that are completely out of my influence.
16. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, and why?
Susan. she's so bright and interesting. i've met too few people like her. she's just awesome.
17. Who is the most inspiring and why?
the Hamburglar.
18. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life with only one other human being, who would that be and why?
Puff the Magic Dragon.
19. Which sense could you not live without, and why?
my 6th sense. it's like all the other 5, but 100000436c38 times better.
20. Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?
you know that scene in Truman Show where he draws an alien on his mirror? yeah. he got that from me.
21. Have you ever written or drawn on another person? If so who, and what did you write/draw?
i painted the Mona Lisa. really.
22. What do you wish on?
Lucky Charms.
23. Tell the person who sent this to you one thing about yourself, however big or small, that you've never told before.
I have a full set of fingers and toes.
24. Right now is your life spiraling, or ascending? Why?
it's following the equation y = 4sin(x^2) + 5x + G.
25. If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?
I'd probably cheat on that programming quiz. at least that way i'd have a better grade. learning the stuff seems to be futile.
26. What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully, physical or mental, or both?
now now, where would the fun be if i let people know this?
27. Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors? Why?
I just want a place where i can just sleep semi-comfortably. which is any place where the laws of gravity apply.
28. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
cardboard tubes.
29. Name one person whose changed your life for the better.
Red Forman
30. Name one person whose changed your life for the worse.
The Man.
31. If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?
So i a guy walks into a bar....
32. Do you believe in heaven? If so what do you think it will be like?
yeah, like Gilligan's Island.
33. Would you rather a)run through a sunflower field, b)jump inside a waterfall, or c)hike through the woods? Why? jump inside a waterfill. it'd give the biggest thrill. plus waterfalls lead to rivers, which lead to beaver dams, and beavers are awesome.
34. What is your worst fear in the world? Does it consume you?
I fear leprechauns and Mario's grandmother.
35. What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?
You.
36. If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?
Captain Planet. because he's a hero, who's gonna take pollution down to zero.
37. Have you ever written poetry? Have you shared it?
no, plenty of times.
38. Do you believe experimentation can be a good thing? Why or why not?
ALWAYS a good thing. it's a great way to discover new things.
39. What was the last thing someone said to you?
Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
40. What was the last thing you said to them?
i told them the secret to life.
41. If you had the ability to change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?
the earth would be a CUBE!
42. If you could go back in time, where would you go, what would you do, and why?
back to make sure Eve doesn't eat that goddamn apple, so we'd still be in that garden.
43. What is the most bizzare thing you've ever done to yourself?
Had a soy sauce drinking contest...Don't ask.
44. And finally, what makes you you?
a healthy composition of carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen, and other various elements.
1. If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?
on one hand, spinning around the sun would be fun as hell...like a roller coaster ride with really bright lights; and on the other hand, low grav + moon's craters = one hell of a dune buggy joyride. moon wins.
2. If you could share that experience with one person, who would that be, and why?
a dune buggy mechanic.
3. What colour do you think best describes you and why?
37.
4. Do you know what your element is? If so what is it?
Nitrogen.
5. Do you know your astrological sign? If so what is it?
no. leo.
6. Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?
yeah, they're like this giant chain link gate. one that's busted so it'll open regardless of whether the lock's on or not. that's what i think right now anyways.
7. What is your most vivid dream?
the one with the highest resolution.
8. If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing and why?
I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden...in the shade.
9. If you could only choose one element to surround yourself with either a)wind, b)fire, c)earth, or d)water, which would you choose and why?
air, because you'd die if you were trapped in the other stuff...DUH!!!
10. Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else? If yes, who, if no, why not?
i definitely would. with who? those are my little secrets.
11. Who runs circles around your mind?
people who run really really fast.
12. If you had to paint a self-portrait would you make it a)realistic, b)abstract, or c)you'd rather die than have to pick up a paint brush? Explain your answer.
All of the above!!
13. Which do you prefer more and why, a)natural light, b)candle light, c)florescent light, or d)moonlight?
natural light/ moonlight (same thing). it's free!
14. Do you believe in karma? Do you even know what karma is?
i love oriental food!!!
15. How about fate? Are we all fulfilling a destiny here on earth?
it's funny... i'm practically agnostic, but for simple humor i often refer to the idea of God as Fate. like instead of people talking to God, i talk to my lady luck and Fate. what i often humoringly attribute weird instances that are completely out of my influence.
16. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, and why?
Susan. she's so bright and interesting. i've met too few people like her. she's just awesome.
17. Who is the most inspiring and why?
the Hamburglar.
18. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life with only one other human being, who would that be and why?
Puff the Magic Dragon.
19. Which sense could you not live without, and why?
my 6th sense. it's like all the other 5, but 100000436c38 times better.
20. Have you ever written on a mirror? If so what did you write?
you know that scene in Truman Show where he draws an alien on his mirror? yeah. he got that from me.
21. Have you ever written or drawn on another person? If so who, and what did you write/draw?
i painted the Mona Lisa. really.
22. What do you wish on?
Lucky Charms.
23. Tell the person who sent this to you one thing about yourself, however big or small, that you've never told before.
I have a full set of fingers and toes.
24. Right now is your life spiraling, or ascending? Why?
it's following the equation y = 4sin(x^2) + 5x + G.
25. If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?
I'd probably cheat on that programming quiz. at least that way i'd have a better grade. learning the stuff seems to be futile.
26. What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully, physical or mental, or both?
now now, where would the fun be if i let people know this?
27. Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors? Why?
I just want a place where i can just sleep semi-comfortably. which is any place where the laws of gravity apply.
28. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
cardboard tubes.
29. Name one person whose changed your life for the better.
Red Forman
30. Name one person whose changed your life for the worse.
The Man.
31. If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?
So i a guy walks into a bar....
32. Do you believe in heaven? If so what do you think it will be like?
yeah, like Gilligan's Island.
33. Would you rather a)run through a sunflower field, b)jump inside a waterfall, or c)hike through the woods? Why? jump inside a waterfill. it'd give the biggest thrill. plus waterfalls lead to rivers, which lead to beaver dams, and beavers are awesome.
34. What is your worst fear in the world? Does it consume you?
I fear leprechauns and Mario's grandmother.
35. What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?
You.
36. If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?
Captain Planet. because he's a hero, who's gonna take pollution down to zero.
37. Have you ever written poetry? Have you shared it?
no, plenty of times.
38. Do you believe experimentation can be a good thing? Why or why not?
ALWAYS a good thing. it's a great way to discover new things.
39. What was the last thing someone said to you?
Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
40. What was the last thing you said to them?
i told them the secret to life.
41. If you had the ability to change one thing about the world, what would it be and why?
the earth would be a CUBE!
42. If you could go back in time, where would you go, what would you do, and why?
back to make sure Eve doesn't eat that goddamn apple, so we'd still be in that garden.
43. What is the most bizzare thing you've ever done to yourself?
Had a soy sauce drinking contest...Don't ask.
44. And finally, what makes you you?
a healthy composition of carbon, nitrogen, hydrogen, and other various elements.