Won't you be my neighbor?

heh, it's time for another one of my infamous life lessons in picture form:


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fuck it. the bandwagon has a seat reserved for me ( Read more... )

it's 2am on the 4th of July, i'm at work, but it's all good because i'm not doing SHIT! we've got so many fucking useless products that i can't help but laugh. hell, i'll make a list ( Read more... )

heh. ever since i've worked at radioshack, i've been deprived of intellectual stimulation... so now i'm literally on a hunt for things to ponder about, things to analyze, decode, translate, demystify, theorize, proof, and overall...understand.  heh, i've returned to thinking about religions, not that i'd officially become part of one, but widely ( Read more... )

it seemed like a good idea at the time. whatever. it's all good, i can only smell chocolate now and i'm eating the shit raw, with a glass of milk! glass included!!1!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh yeah, i saw Spiderman TWO today..... WOW!!!!&!(!(!#!&!exclamation point ( Read more... )

just for kicks, i wanted to see what a computer program thought of my sexual habits... thus:

Fuck yeah, i've got a job. an actual job, not something under the table (unfortunately). I shall now be persuading people to buy useless electronics while trying to decode their heiroglyphic gibberish of a language known as Spanish... yes, i'm now a salesman for Radioshack, the one on 8th st. and 62nd ave., the one where no, i repeat NO, english ( Read more... )

someone sent me some bullshit IQ quiz a few minutes ago. and seeing as i had the time to spare, i owned it. plain and simple. i got a 140. so naturally the fool thought i was lying, so i went back and explained every single question to him in detail, had him choose the answers... and lo and behold. he got a 140 too! just for kicks, i'll post the ( Read more... )

fuck it, i'm joinin' the Wu Tang too ( Read more... )

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