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Decided to finally write up friday night. Actually the most fun time ever in corp. Never thought it possible. Becca pestered me until i said i'd go but i totally wasn't up for it, after being ruined the night before at Fuzz and general lack of funds and energy. But so glad she got me out. Too funny.
Met at Frog and Parrot and drank gin. Went to Fuzz and queued forever. So many people in the queue that needed mocking. The yeti girl, Captain Scene and his band of followers [shoe horn, love?] and the lovely nazi boy with the pube hair and OVERLY LOUD VOICE. Clearly was born without an inside voice.
Back on the gin. The gayness of that night started when Becca's boyfriend Ben's ex's new boyfriend [confused? yeh me too] insulted ben for no reason. Oh dear.
Saw GingerMatt and we had a nice hug. He looked a bit worse for wear bless him. Told me he had only been joking about cutting his hair short. I'm so gullible.
scary guy walked past me doing the most horrible checking out sleazy look and nod i've ever seen. Becca spent the rest of the night walking past me doing that face.
Vick and all his cool mates realised we were laughing at them and weren't happy. They huddled and everything. So of course we did as well. "2-42!! HUUUT!"
Shouting this in some girl's face "OMG AVRIL LAVIGNE IS HERE !! *point in her face* Oh wait! no it's not avril lavigne!! it's just some little girl. my mistake"
Ben and Bec taught me the high five game. It took up the rest of my night. Hi then low fiving people while stood in a hardcore stance will never not be funny. Bec did it to the midget. WRONG.
Becca nearly broke the cig machine and the only button that worked was silk cuts. Thought becca was gonna bite my face off "NOOOO NOT SILK CUTS!! ARE YOU ON CRACK??"
We shouted abuse at pretty much anyone who walked past. "Yeh that looks really nice....IF I WAS BLIND!!"
Ben elbowed some dick in the face as a combined hardcore move. It was beautifully exectuted and me and Bec pissed ourselves laughing.
Secret ginger guy lol.
Ben body pops with black dude who fucking loves him.
Drinking horrible vodka and iron brus. GROSS.
OMG BALD GUY. He actually loved me. In his flasher mac. I bit my lip at him and he went all coy haha. Becca wanted me to pull him, gross.
I bet Bec and she bit me. I have a yellow bruise.
Water fight. I was actually soaked. Looked like my boob was leaking.
Secret ginger guy hit another guy in the face with my handbag and we all creased ourselves.
Silly bitches followed us al night. Billy fucking bovved.
Lots of screaming AAAAAAAARGHH was done in memory of aforementioned bitches.
I ate some more flyers why. Got a papre cut in the side of my mouth. Whinge about it for ages.
So. Much. Fun. We have to do it again soon. Yesyes.
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