Comments | mr_velvex: Adventures in Recruiting

mr_velvex

Adventures in Recruiting

Mar 18, 2004 13:17

I have been waiting a long time, but I have finally received the kookiest resume in my entire Recruiting career. The following is merely the cover letter (unedited for your enjoyment):

Hello Neighbor ( Read more... )

Comments 15

Lost lordsluk March 18 2004, 10:28:05 UTC

I am lost without you

Re: Lost mr_velvex March 18 2004, 10:32:26 UTC

But now you are found. Good to see you on LJ, Slukmeister.

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mzfaerie March 18 2004, 10:29:13 UTC

Yeee-ikes. I occasionally get similar kooky letters of people asking to "borrow" money from the bank...often they are felons who "found god" while they were in prison, and are "honest & trust-worthy."

*cough*
Yah....

mr_velvex March 18 2004, 10:34:59 UTC

I would imagine that those letters are sent directly from prison as well.

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liquidchakra March 18 2004, 10:31:18 UTC

You should ask him if he has knowledge about The TimeCube; he seems to be pretty educated in that field.

mr_velvex March 18 2004, 10:35:50 UTC

I will be sure to ask him that and many other questions when he comes in for his interview.

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aghrivaine March 18 2004, 10:39:02 UTC

Since he owns the solar system, maybe you could ask him if you could sub-let the Earth. Then you could sub-sub-let to everyone on the planet, and probably get a tidy monthly income from that.

mr_velvex March 18 2004, 11:27:27 UTC

Forget that. I would rather straight-up purchase Mars from him -- I hear that the property values will be increasing soon.

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mr_velvex March 18 2004, 11:28:13 UTC

Yeah. Good stuff, innit?

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mr_velvex March 18 2004, 19:55:16 UTC

Thanks! The userpic (as many of them are) are compliments of the lovely and talented _antipathy_.