Oh my lord!

[mrama]

So there is this dippy intern I used to work with. He's now in law school, which is a scary thought since he is one of the biggest idiots I've ever met. Working with attorneys has made me realize that I could have, and should have gone to law school, and that it is something not reserved for the brilliant. Anyway, here is an excerpt from our chat

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[serene_orange]

where in his head did the equation become ease of getting into school=don't have to work once they get there?

fucktard.

[mrama]

Yeah, I don't know. He's hard to argue with because when you try to make a point he switches topics and says things so off the wall you are stumped. I think it's strategy, and I think he thinks that is what is going to make him a good lawyer. Just be so loud, obnoxious, and ridiculous and stump the opponent. He makes my head hurt.

Here are some more gems:

PtR413 (9:50:43 AM): and we are being laughed at right now by foreign countries
PtR413 (9:51:24 AM): have you seen the church this guy belonged to?
PtR413 (9:51:31 AM): have you read his law review articles
mindyrama1 (9:51:38 AM): Um, the foreign countries who have been cheering for us all night? The ones who wanted us to pick Obama? The ones who've considered us idiots for the past 8 years?
mindyrama1 (9:52:14 AM): I just can't even understand what world your brain lives in.
PtR413 (9:52:25 AM): MY WORLD
PtR413 (9:52:32 AM): I THINK ABSTRACTLY
PtR413 (9:52:37 AM): WITHOUT A MEDIA INFLUENCE
PtR413 (9:52:40 AM): THINK ABOUT IT

Scary.

[serene_orange]

and he has awards in law school?

[mrama]

No, he just started law school (not a particularly prestigious one). This was at his rich boy undergrad school.

[cuervolinda]

One thing my current career has pointed out to me on a nearly daily basis is that being a lawyer doesn't me you have enough fucking sense to come in out of the rain. Great lawyers? Are usually pathetic human beings and law is their savant.

Don't think for a second you should have gone to law school. You would have jumped out the window dealing with morons all day. The only two decent humans I have ever known who graduated law school are now NOT practicing law. They couldn't stand all the bullshit and stupidity.

[stregadelsol]

Ew I seriously just felt my skin crawl. Asshattery.

[babybeehive]

This absolutely RAGED me. Clearly I need help.

I mean really? This isn't a joke?

[mrama]

I've never been 100% certain of his seriousness. No one in law school can really be as dumb as he is, so some of it has to be an act. He does like to push buttons, but I do think he does feel that way, he just expresses it obnoxiously to get a rise out of people.

[lux13queen]

If MikkiM, buffybot & heathen are lawyers, ANYONE can be one. And shouldn't it be "parity" and not "parody"???? What a dumbass.

[mrama]

Well, I should mention that this guy didn't know what procreation meant. He also didn't understand sayings like, 'rose colored glasses', 'cat that ate the canary', 'cut of your jib' etc.. he was always asking "What does THAT mean"? That's why I laugh about his so called great GPA. There is no way his grades could be that good considering how dumb he is. And if his GPA is so high, why is he at the crappy no-name school he's at instead of a real big name law school? I still can't tell if he says all these things just to fuck with me, or if it's real. I told him on his last day that there was no way he was as dumb as he acts, and that it has to be fake. I'm still trying to figure it out. My point is: THESE are the kind of people you were talking about crying about socialism. Idiots. Complete idiots. Not worth even getting frustrated at.

You know what's really scary about this guy? He actually gets laid.