HEY AUDIENCE

Sep 01, 2010 01:38

HEY AUDIENCE DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?

THAT'S RIGHT!

IT IS MY DEATH DAY.

7 years of being a zombie.... Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssssss

For those not keeping track, September 1st, 2003 was the day the Paramedics tried to declare me dead at the scene.

I'm only 7 years old today. (Second birthday).

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olivetree September 1 2010, 13:42:31 UTC
yay happy deathday!

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estrojenn September 1 2010, 16:46:01 UTC
wow. that is unreal. congratulations on life :) how did the paramedics change their mind on declaring you dead?

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mrattis September 1 2010, 17:13:08 UTC
I started moving. when they got there, I had been lying eyes open no movement for several minutes, little less than 10. More or less in a crumpled pile.

when one of them touched me to check my pulse I started swinging.

Lights were on, no one home.

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bluehorse September 1 2010, 20:40:37 UTC
Wow, that's right...Happy Death Day, and many more to come (seriously, I wish you the best *HUGS* I'm sorry if my previous attempts at teasing annoyed you, they weren't meant to be.)

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mrattis September 1 2010, 20:48:18 UTC
I don't remember any teasing, at least not any that actually annoyed me.

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bluehorse September 1 2010, 21:18:15 UTC
Oh....*squirms a bit, not sure whether to keep her mouth shut or dig herself deeper*...it was about your slacker co-worker with two full time jobs, one of which she doesn't do at all...Okay, never mind. Just accept my sincere best wishes for you.

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mrattis September 2 2010, 04:46:49 UTC
Was annoyed at the situation, not the comments.

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