( Kaia and Layla: A Life In Pictures )

( One minute between them )

I catch the fire and sound a warning to my fellow Victorians about the dangers of womb-liberation and god-defying - with thanks to modern-day prophet and public-minded ubermensch Pastor Danny Nalliah, and his Catch The Fire Ministries, AKA Australia's Conscience - in my latest New Matilda article.


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Oh, I don't even know what the fuck Twitter is. Some kind of bird-based communications technology, I guess. Lance Armstrong uses it. SO I suppose Lance Armstrong logs onto Twitter and types a message like, Hey Kidz, steroidz are bad (wink), and then there's a little sparrow inside his computer that carries his message to the world ( Read more... )

Oh I don't know.

Look here and tell me...am I crazy, or is "Jacqueline Reidpath, like, really, really dumb?

If you enjoy the article, that's a bonus.

Backstage at the gig last night ( Read more... )

The other day I got four strikes in a row on Wii Bowling, and I thought, "This is the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

Then I looked at my little boy Jonah, smiling up at me, and I thought, good God, what am I thinking? Where are my priorities?

I realised the best day of my life was actually when I beat Jonah at Wii Boxing.

THE TRIAL OF TONY BLAIR Tonight 830pm, ABC Satirised fiction or eerie prediction, this outstanding re-enactment of former British PM Tony Blair (Robert Lindsay, pictured with Phoebe Nicholls as Cherie) leaving Downing St in 2010, handing over the reins to Gordon Brown (Peter Mullan) and facing war crime charges over Iraq is intelligent viewing ( Read more... )

and a New Matilda!

And just when you were asking yourselves, "how do I negotiate the tricky waters of gender relations in the modern world?"