I very much enjoyed myself at the concert. He played these songs (not in this order ( Read more... )

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In Melbourne every month there is a wondrous poetical event. A Slam.

This Slam is the brainchild of crazyelf. Anyone who wants to can get up, perform a poem of three minutes or less, and potentially win TEN DOLLARS, should they please the slightly-specially selected Slam Judges ( Read more... )

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Good god, but pro-lifers are lame.

Today, part 1: Things that are appropriate to say when speaking to a customer of your toy shop, but not as appropriate in the context of a sexual relationship:

"Well, why don't you give us a call a couple of days before you're ready to come, and we'll see if we've got it for you."

Somehow, I have garnered myself a reputation as "the guy who says things that are SO wrong they're funny". I am now the man who says things nobody else will say.

I didn't set out to be outrageous. I have no idea how this happened. I'm just trying to pull some gags.

I have a sort of fantasy that maybe, just maybe, sometime later that night, she woke up with a sudden shattering epiphany ( Read more... )

The Dinosaur Comics' concept of racism by word substitution: the hardest kind of racist not to be ( Read more... )

My son is now the world's biggest three-year-old Billy Joel fan. He has all the moves from the video of It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me down pat.

So I just have to work on turning him into an atheist and an overeater and I will truly have made him, Godlike, in my own image.