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[mrbloober]

Vince Grill awoke hazily, his head groggy and his pulse holding a dance party within his temple. His space suit made it difficult for him to sit up, but he managed, awkwardly. He looked about his holdings with disdain, and kicked with rickety metal fence with a rattle that showed it wasn't going anywhere. He grunted. With a hiss he clipped off his

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[thewackypants]

I'd imagine Cthulhu would have a hard time having makeouts with the ladies without rending their pink flesh and devouring their immortal souls

i mean that's his THING

[mrbloober]

Dude it's not ACTUALLY Cthulhu, it's got an Australian accent. I put that in there so people wouldn't get confused. JEEZE.

And it dosn't have giant leathery wings either. Which I guess the Cthulhu has? According to Image Google Search anyway.

[mr_dongato]

that's an amusing story, possibly even better the way I accidently read it the first time. Replace the word "tenticle" with "testicle"

[nikki_jazz]

MAN ...

this story is wacky!