I got up from bed and turned my computer on at 2:30 in the morning to write this.

[mrbloober]

“Why? Why does he have an orange on his forehead?” thought the robber frantically, completely stunned and frozen in his tracks. He had broken in to the household only moments before, and now he was in the bedroom, where, in front of him, still as the dead (save for this breathing, of course) lay an elderly gent with his hands clasped neatly on his

Comments

[mr_dongato]

Good story!

[the_kool_kev]

I must say that is one of my favorite stories that you have written. and it doesnt even have a "Kevin" in it!

[nikki_jazz]

pear are one of my most favorite fruits....and this is one of my most favorite stories!

[kearsten]

i have to say, i did not read this. i was going to, but i didn't.

[mrbloober]

But I made it five paragraphs just for you!