HOW DID IT KNOW I LIKE DA SQUID? I DUNNO! WOWIES!

Rocky the Rooster clambered up the side of a pile of dusty, crumbling bricks, sending hunks of stone and tiny rocks clattering down the bricks behind him. Every once in awhile, in his attempt to reach the summit at the top, he would slip and have to frantically flap his wings to regain his footing. As he made his way up, he fumbled and stumbled and ( Read more... )

The man sat at the bar, a limp, glowing, cigarette hung from his lips. From his slouch, you might think he was half asleep, especially with his hat so low over his eyes. The smoke emerging from the cigarette slowy twirled up into the air, where it was lost in the grey haze that filled the up-most part of the room ( Read more... )

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So anyways, I'm walking home, right? And I'm walking, and then all of sudden there's this rumbling in the ground! And I'm like, "What's goin' on here?" And the rumblin' gets more rumbley, and then GA DOOSH! This giant worm thing SHOOTS outta the ground, a MILLION feet tall, and all this cement and worm slobber and stuff is flyin' everywhere, and I' ( Read more... )