Post a false memory of me. It can be anything you want, so long as it never happened. Then post this to your journal. See what people don't remember about you.
remember that time when i walked in on you waxing your butt and then i ran outside screaming because i was so terrified and some how godzilla heard my cry for help and came and erased my memory and then he saw you with your butt halfway waxed and vomited, and his vomit was acid but he was so disoriented that he didn't remember that he vomited acid and he acidentally slipped in it and it dissolved him like alka selser in a glass of water and then you cried because you had gotten an ingrown hair on your butt and it was swelling and then you started rising in the air cause your butt was swelling and getting so full of gas (cause the ingrown hair somehow made a passage way from the place where your farts come out and it made it would inflate your butt) and then as much as i was disgusted with you i blew a dart and it deflated your butt and your life was saved. the end. i had written that in my journal, crazy stuff. i wonder if it really happened. dun dun dun.
Remember when ninjas kicked down the door to your house and kidnapped YOUR MOM, but we managed to survive their relentless onslought by using your Power Rangers figures as decoys while we stealthily built them into their tombs of legos while my little brother (actually their evil ninja master in disguise)was hypnotised by a certain bikini clad next door neighbor, allowing us to run him down on our playing card powered motorcycle/bikes? Sorry about what I did to your mom after we rescued her, though.........it was for the good of the nation!!
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