Independence hurts.

[mrbroom]

People who think firecrackers will blow off your fingers are way off-base. You probably have to hold them in your fist for that to happen, and no one does that. What happens is you light off a bunch of bottle rockets, whose fuses burn relatively slowly, and then you light a Black Cat, whose fuse is made of toilet paper, and you don't let go of it

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[electricmonk]

People who think firecrackers will blow off your fingers are way off-base.
My high school bio teacher lost his thumb and middle finger to a firecracker when he was a teenager. Just sayin'.
(It might have been fate, though, because with the finger stub he could do a pretty awesome demonstration of how the uvula works.)

(Edited comment. Now with better spelling.)

[metabeta]

See, *I* had a teacher who showed us how the vulva worked. He's in jail now.

And I'm having his baby.

Too topical?

[janeanger]

Dum dum.

[pixie37373]

Oh, this reminds me of the fireworks wars we used to have back home (hey, you make your own fun when you live in small town Mississippi :))