My friends dad and I drilled a hole in his shower which goes straight to the garage. Now, we hooked a spliced tubing.... to a funnel and hot glued it together. We pulled the tubing through the garage and into the shower. Then we cut it so that one tube comes out in the corner by the shower head and the other comes out near the hole. The shower isn' ( Read more... )

That there are still people who don't know different words for the word "poop" here is a conversation in which i experienced that ( Read more... )

Possibly the funniest story in a while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in ( Read more... )

I don't know what's wrong with me ( Read more... )

zZz britbrat zZz [3:20 A.M.]: me and my friend last week like my second day in town got hungry so went to burger king but only the drive through was open and we had no car so decided to walk and got completely ignored ( Read more... )

Ashley cheated on me 4 out of the 8 months of our relationship. So that means she was "looking" for a boyfriend on that fourth month. Well, she ended up with Jeff, obviously. But see, it wasn't like Jeff was the only one; it's like she cheated on me more than once ( Read more... )

So it's midnight ( Read more... )

I don't want to complain - so that pretty much eliminates a good part of my entry.

I don't want to bore you with the details of what's going on in my life.

I wish I could think of something useless to say, something chipper and something that everyone wants to hear - but I can't.

So, it looks like I am not posting anything today.

Okay... I am reading a book. That doesn't, however, make me hypocritical. I stated that I only read things that are factual... things that provide information. I am reading a book called "Jesus the Christ." I also got a book called "Teach my Gospel" from my home teacher which is a missionary training book ( Read more... )

I'm writing a song about me and randy and our horrible relationship. It's called like "Family Matters?" or something. I've been writing it for a few months now. I'll show you some of it ( Read more... )