So a few weeks ago i met a guy named Dale who happened to drive by in his lincoln mark 7 saw me by tonys camaro, and peeled out all over the place then started talking to me. I happened to have the same car as him so we got to talking about it ( Read more... )

Reply to this post and I will:
1. Tell you what song reminds me of you.
2. Tell you what celebrity/public/fictional person you remind me of, either personality-wise or looks-wise.
3. Give you one word that I associate with you when I think of you.
4. Tell you what color(s) I associate with you.

AND I SWEAR ILL BE WRITING A REAL POST SOON

You are Toilet Paper.


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i wish i had more time for lj

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

so i feel somewhat accomplished right now
i bought a car, helped get a teahcer fired, payed my second months rent on time and did some early shopping for christmas

now if only farmingdale would get back to me.............

For too long, vehicular coitus has been the province of the back seat. But let's face it, getting it on when your car is stationary takes little skill and even less imagination. So we have been hard at work coming up with the four new and novel ways of bringing spice to your love life and points to your license. A caveat: Don't try to be sly by ( Read more... )

So Cheney and Old Dirty Bastard both unexplainably fall... Cheney lives, ODB dies...

It was a black thing, right? I swear if Cheney starts rapping badly, we all know what happened after that...

THE UPS OF THE WEEK ( Read more... )

im actually suprised bush won.... i figured that kerry would get almost everyone gore got...plus more
but i guess that people who were inspired to vote for the first time were heavy bush concentrates

well, when bush starts a draft...ill see you all there