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I recieved a phone call the other day, and whence pon tis it, i picked up, the person only said, "Have you led a good life?" I thought to myself sure. I got some good friends, fought crime, commited mass genocide on an alien race how tried to take over Earth. So yeah, my life is good ( Read more... )

Tonight, if anyone is interested, Mike, Cubby, and the dave'ems himself are going to see the band, The Bronx. Now you may not know who The Bronx are, but thats ok, because you only need to know is that they are so fast, so loud, and so ridiculously awesome, your own teeth will cave in. Mike and I actually have fake teeth due to the fact that we ( Read more... )

HI! this is lan-anh. if you don't know me, oh well thats your own damn fault. So i have a question for all of dave's friends, why is he a dave'ems? is it because he is mmm mm good like campbells soup? or is it because he is like a cookie and mmmmmmm delicious? i was just curious. so thank you if you can answer this puzzling question for me.

I know what you're thinking, Two post from Dave'ems in one day, but i just wanted to add somethign mroe since i jsut told Justin, Swampass, to read my previous Post about FDR ( Read more... )

So I don't know if anyone else has been watchign the history channel lately, but they're runnign a super special on one of the greats: FDR, that's Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt, the first president to ever be a super hero. Now surprisingly, not many people know of FDR's super hero past, but the history channel made it quie clear, he's one bad ass ( Read more... )

Zarembabeat: dude you are totally Scud ( Read more... )

Hey Fuckers, Puckers, and Beautiful ladies,

Hey everyone, this my last day of c-op, and instead of finishing things up, i'm typing in my live journal. WHOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!

Hey Everyone!!!!!! Keep you pants on, but Ryan Baxter (Ala Ska) is now on LiveJournal. His new persona is Dr_Noisewater. Look him up, check him out. Send him lewd porn. Anything goes when u're with Kenneth Noisewater ( Read more... )

I've noticed in my years of experience at being awesome, that alot of people out there claim to have bad luck because some shit things happen to them. They let this get them down and they blame things like God for having what they claim as shit luck. Now I know from personal experience that bad luck can exist, but man, if you screw a nasty chick ( Read more... )