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[mrdorsey]

so, evan was right. jerod from subway is gonna kill us all. he lost some much wieght cuz he eats babies and we all know that they are low fat. he kidnaps women and forces them to make babies and then make the babies into subs. and he just works them to death and being that they are so skinny, (he doesnt feed them)they just get made into subs

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Your fuckin' right brother

[rule_the_day]

It's worse than that even, he's not just cloned himself, hes created an entire army. His plan is to appear simeltaneosly in person at every single subway in america to bash Burger King. Thats like somewhere in the range of 1 million jarreds!!!! the result will be disasterous. The jerred cloning factory is somewhere in the upper penninula so i'm going up there next weekend with a flame thrower to torch the place... wanna come?