I feel like being vindictive and petty.
Why won't you give me an apple, apple man? I said.. GIVE ME AN APPLE!
Fine. I have an orange anyway. And a pear. In fact, this pear has been here for a week. A week before I even had a craving for an apple.
If you don't give me an apple, I'll eat this pear. So... give me an apple now.Thanks. I'm so glad
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