Okay, okay, I didn’t punch her in the stomach. I did bring her close to tears by pointing out the profound rudeness of her actions, if by “pointing out” you mean saying, “look lady, clearly your time is more important than mine, because you have no problem making me wait while you dick around looking for that fruit juice. Additionally, you’re clearly a vastly superior person, because you don’t feel the need to apologize for making me wait while you dick around looking for that fruit juice. However, I do feel obliged to point out that some of the folks in line behind me, like the woman with the three children, might find waiting for you to finish your shopping a bit, I don’t know, FUCKING INCONSIDERATE” Awesome.
1. He’s named “Phoenix.” I know someone called Phoenix as as well...he doesn't seem to be as bad as yours, though.
Phoenix only dates Asian girls. He really only wants to date Japanese girls though. And he really only wants to date Americanized Japanese girls. (Oddly, Phoenix is single.) Oh, one of THOSE. . Phoenix tells the
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After 13 years of working in retail, I can tell you the general public is ef-ing stupid, period, end of story. Their stupidity is compounded by their being rude. . . .
You are killing me!! These are the things that typically stay IN my head and rarely escape. . . .well only far enough for my friends standing close by to hear. . . .then again. . .when I had a car which had a sunroof that I kept open all the time, I'm sure plenty of people got more than the earful they bargained for when I was driving. . . . .muwahahahahahah
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Awesome.
1. He’s named “Phoenix.”
I know someone called Phoenix as as well...he doesn't seem to be as bad as yours, though.
Phoenix only dates Asian girls. He really only wants to date Japanese girls though. And he really only wants to date Americanized Japanese girls. (Oddly, Phoenix is single.)
Oh, one of THOSE.
. Phoenix tells the ( ... )
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