Harumph.

[mrfellow]

Dear Self-Appointed Internet Pundits:

You can only tell whether a day is a historic day when it has become that--HISTORY. I'm as excited as the rest of you, but the anal retentive freak in me feels like he's being hit with a sock full of oranges.

Other than that, today is awesome.

Yours Truly,

Paul.

Comments

neighsayer

[spoonfeeding]

you know, people like you make me nauseous. Just know that irregardless of your barely concealed bigotry, this day will undoubtably be entitled a historic event.

[jourdannex]

Oh no Paul, that really was me behind you hitting you with a sock full of oranges. I thought you knew.