An insight!

[mrg_of_e]

Good morning all.  Ijust through I'd share my Sunday morning with you all.  Now, next time you're walking across a floor and you are curious about the magnitude of deflection you are exrting on the floor, simply substitute the force indicated below with your calculated weight (your mass in kg * gravity (ie 9.8 m/s^2)), and there you have it. Enjoy!

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[further_ahem]

Jeebus!

Now if you can post a diagram giving the exact force and angle to fling a bowls ball Id be eternally grateful - also, I shall thrash you at bowls.

But probably not.

I dont suck at ten pin bowling - does that hold any water?

end of line

mr

Lawn bowls

[mrg_of_e]

Lawn bowls is a fine art, but can be broken down into simple vectors. With the aid of a friction meter, a spring, tape measure and a theodolite, I can write you an exact formula for each and every toss of the ball that will place the ball precisely where you want it. Putting the formula into practice is another issue entirely. Why do you think there are no nuclear physicists doing the pool competition rounds.

Red_faced Duck has suggested that Da Rox and I approach you for a picture (I don't have the right ttols to compress images). Can you help on this one?

Re: Lawn bowls

[further_ahem]

>I can write you an exact formula for each and every toss of the ball that will place the ball precisely where you want it.

The formula will have to take beer intake into account.

>Red_faced Duck has suggested that Da Rox and I approach you for a picture (I don't have the right >tools to compress images). Can you help on this one?

Sure, I dunno what you want though. Email me with a request and Ill do it.

end of line

mr

Re: Lawn bowls

[mrg_of_e]

Beer intake can also be taken into account, however, the accuracy of the formula is reduced as delta T (beer drinking time) increases.

Hmm, I do have a nerdy request for a posting pic. It's basically the formula for a circle (a lot like my arguments). It looks like this, but much more elegant with '^2' being a superscript '2'. The formula is (x-h)^2 + (y-k)^2 +(z-1)^2 = r^2 'with right pointing arrow here' Sigma (greek symbol uppercase, as in on my arm with an infinity sign above and a little lower case i = 1 underneath it. That might not make sense. If it's all a bit confusing ville_lady should be able to translate. A spaced out mix of that would be grand, but hey, if it's to tacky, I'll think of something else. I just want to be reminded of the assignments I should be doing instead of LJ. Ta greatly, GJH

[ville_lady]

I must admit that this is stimulating a response in my amygdala, found in the temporal lobe, part of the limbic system ... this implicating fear ... great fear... and I thought brain biology was hard!

[miss_porcelain]

You will excuse me while my eyes glaze over won't you? :D

Me = intellect dead :)

Glaze!

[mrg_of_e]

Dear Miss P

I was departing valuable information to you and my LJ friends. Without geeks like me, who would design your house, the roads, the pubs, pouters .....ok I'll stop there. I just thought I'd share my dreadful start to Sunday with the rest of you.

Sunday mornings

[mrg_of_e]

I'm glad my Sunday morning got those brain juices flowing. Perhaps you will assimilate the information I deposited to your sensory register and be cognisent of the force (thanks cut_paste) when you walk into a room. Keep that study going.

After last night's stint, I am know ahead with assignment work (finished at 11:30). Be good!

[cut_paste]

...simply substitute the force...

There is no substitute for the Force!
Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force

end geek-mode

Dooba boota Solo (Gredo speaking to Hans Solo)

[mrg_of_e]

Dooba boota Solo. Sum bita ley, bawitanni, atanniwana tooshka...hehehehe.

May the force be with you too!

[da_rox]

My brain is already a little pile of useless jelly, after FINALLY FINISHING an online assessment to flogg some insurance shite, took me all god damn day and I think the chair is stuck to my arse! Or perhaps it the other way round! So ..... I think I'll just sleep in it. So there is little to know chance I will do anything other than look in wonder and fear at your numbers!

Good on you Geoffy, I must say the auld LJ is pretty addictive. I kind of really reall like it now, though still have trouble working out what everyone is talking about half the time.

nite nite
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LJ

[mrg_of_e]

If you can work it out, you've lost the plot with the rest of us;-)

Keep at Rox, you'll get over that hump.

[redfaced_duck]

Yeah i get it ....not!

Hey dude welcome into the cyber gang, excellent to see you joining us.

Read my latest entry to see why and whats up with me and i hope to hear lots of ranting in trhe near future.

Oh yeah and go see further_ahem about making you a pic fopr your posts ......so should Roxy.

Seeya :)

Why thank you

[mrg_of_e]

Hey brother. I'll be ranting soon enough. In fact, your post has prompted me (you know how I feel about these subjects). I hope to get some time to vent later today. Chat soon, MRG