this is too funny. weirdest lady evahhhhh!
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=161133

There's a giant yacht in the inner harbour right now called "The Invader". that's just cool. when i get a giant white yacht I will call it "The Violator" or maybe "Dirty Pillows"

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two twenty-something government workers of the female persuasion were sitting near me at lunch. one of them said to the other 'I can't wait to have a baby!' her friend asked if she was pregnant and the lady replied 'no I'm not even married yet but i'm pretty sure either bill or sam is going to ask me soon.' she then went on to describe what her ( Read more... )

that ms spears stole oops I did it again from louis armstrong himself!
http://www.supermasterpiece.com/music/oops.html

http://www.mailorderchickens.org/

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/3852/masaj.WMV

damn principals denied me in my life long goal to teach middle school. friggin idiots. i'll have to move on to one of my other life long goals: teaching high school. i thought my interview went well but clearly they did not. Leenie says she thinks it was because I was wearing too much eye makeup but I think my swearing might have been a bit ( Read more... )

tomorrow I have an interview with nine middle school principals. nine. all at the same time. nasty eh? the last time I faced that many principals was the great synod of 1990 where it was decided that the public school system had had their fill of young Geoff and I was sent to the private school system. now I return looking for work. ironic eh?

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