"He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes.'"

[mrhatz]

For the record... I SUCK AT PIANO.

Notes for Today
-Chinchilla... ChinKILLA.
-Not by the hair on my chinny-chinchilla.
-A valid arguement: All teachers are Nazis. Forslund is a teacher. Therefore, Forslund is a Nazi.
-BOOM! To my chambers!
-He got bounced so bad.
-Oh, it's Thursday! Time to revoke Habeus Corpus.
-Mr. Read looks like Billy Joel.
-Thanks,

Comments

[the_caaah]

ugh, someone bounced their Wonderflonium all over this mess.

[mrhatz]

El oh el.

[onemagnet]

This is really random and strange, but I still have your pen on me right now and I just brought it up to my face for a second (not that I sniff pens or anything) in a pondering gesture and I noticed...it smells just like you!!!!

[mrhatz]

Greeeeaaaat...
Creeper.
Just kidding!

Fool, I want my pen back.

[onemagnet]

Bitch I be all like remind me I have your pen, but noooooo. Deal. Now I make voodoo magic with it.

[cupcake_08]

My favorites:

-"Not by the hair on my chinny-chinchilla" and
-"For thirteen or fourteen, she had a pretty wide pelvic girdle"