LINGsCARS.com

[mrinitialman]

Someone pointed me to the mobile website for Ling's Cars in a forum thread about weird websites. My responses-originally two posts on the forum, are combined, refined, and repeated below for your viewing pleasure.

Note: On that particular forum, text in green is meant to be sarcastic.
The Front Page

Okay, front page-a wasteful splash page, no

Comments

[anonymous]

I am Ling,

What the hell is all this? I didn't build this website for some American to analyse it. Please do not go back to my website. I am trying to make money, and you are disturbing me.

Ling

[mrinitialman]

Ooooo. Ms. Ling seems upset--oh, wait, she said "American." Well, she can't possibly mean me, then, since I'm comfortably North of the 49th Parallel.

[mrinitialman]

All joking aside, this was simply in fun. It wasn't at all meant as an attack on you.