For being a total lesbo i sure dicked you good.

[mrjjbobo]

Hey twat. Yes you. the one with the twat for a face. Listen up. Frappacinos are for pussies and diabatic fat asses. And asking for extra caramel is just asking me to light your crocs on fire. And if you ask me to put the extra frappacino in another cup and double cup that I'm going to come to your home,court your daughter as an upstanding gentleman

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[lessthanzerox]

I regret to inform you that I feel your pain. A couple of days ago a cop gave me a one dollar tip and then asked if I had 50 cents. I gave him fifty cents, and he said "put it towards your college fund". What the fuck, asshole. Good thing I always put at least 6 sugars in every cop's coffee.

[xbloodx]

Nice