Stuoid Survey
JUST READ IT! Its fun
1. What is your middle name?
Joel. EVER NOTICE THAT EVERY FUCKING SURVEY ASKES THIS QUESTION???
2. How big is your room?
1344 cubic feet
3. What are you listening to right now?
The river bottom nightmare band
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?
8440 and 9775
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Tylonol3
6. Last person you hugged?
Nina and Joel
15. Eye color?
Depends on my mood...
16. Hair Color?
Gettin closer to brown now. I was a toe head...
17. Favorite holiday?
Halloween... If you know me, You know why...
18. Favorite season?
Usta love summer but the heat actually HURTS me, Sooo I guess either fall or Spring. FUCK WINTER I hate snow and Ice. If I need ice I would go to a Ice Rink and skate.
19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Yeah. More than once...
20. Last Movie you Watched?
NOW!!! Its Emmitt otters Jugband christmas... My kids are here BUT I love this movie....
29. What books are you reading?
Adobe Primere instructional manual...
30. Piercings?
Had many that were removed. I will list what i had. Industrial piercing, 2 G Ears, tansverse earlobe, Nostril, Labret, 2g Tongue, Smiley, Tongue web, Nipples, Frenum, Lorum, Industrial navel. Now just nipples.
31. Favorite Movie?
Boondock Saints, any living dead movies, Any slasher movie.
32. Favorite basketball Team?
Basketball Sucks donkey balls...
33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Ran to the store......
34. Any pets?
A rott, Yorkie, rat, fish..
35. AIM?
Yeah
37. Dogs or cats?
Dawgz man.
38. Favorite Flower?
Lilly,
40. Have you ever loved someone?
Yeah, I actually love a lot of people. I would die for many of my friends. That is love.
41. Who would you like to see right now?
Kristi, Martin, Ian, My stepdad, My granny.
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yeah. Its cool...
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Scotland
47. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Healthy
48. Are you missing someone?
Many. Please return to question 41
49. Do you have a tattoo?
Yeah. one or thirty...
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Yup. so Fuck ya'll
51. Are you hiding something from someone?
Nah, I make it a point to be a fuck face and put it all out there...
52. ARE YOU 18?
Nah... Not for 13 years
54. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
Yeah I guess...
55. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?
Thank god I can walk today..
56. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
A gun.
57. What's your favorite mall?
City Center, Tuttle, The Citidel in Colorado Springs, CO...
59. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
Ohhh MANY things I guess. Tattooed, Fat, Ugly, rude, Annoying, Smartass, Deep k nowledge of Forencis science, death investigation, Serial murder, occult murder, fire investigation, emergency medicine. This all wrapped up in a package that projects an image of simple stupidity.
60. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nahhh I work with a building full of dead people all night long..
61. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
My home office actually or my Shop ahh hell The tattoo They are all pretty much tied. It depends on how I feel.
62. 4 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Sustinance, Kids, Jackie and Friends.
63. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Tools, I love tools.....
64. FAVORITE SONG?
Pantera, Rebel meets rebel, Damageplan....
65. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
MS
67. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Joker, Deadman, Jay, Chainsaw, Fucker.
70. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD BRING ONE THING.
A nymphomaniac with SHORT term memory
71. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Terry Tate Office linebacker. That is funny shit!!
72. WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
Nextel
73. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
Family
74. Favorite color?
BLACK
75. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU?
Glock 22 .40 S&W
76. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
God
77. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7AM?
Leave work...
78. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
Black
79. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
The Abbott family
80.WHAT KIND OF ROMANTIC ARE YOU?
Ahh I dunno, I am a poor romantic I guess....
81. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
Did I take my meds?
82. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
Low maintenance, supportive, understanding, loving and accepting of all ALL my many faults
1. What is your middle name?
Joel. EVER NOTICE THAT EVERY FUCKING SURVEY ASKES THIS QUESTION???
2. How big is your room?
1344 cubic feet
3. What are you listening to right now?
The river bottom nightmare band
4. What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?
8440 and 9775
5. What was the last thing you ate?
Tylonol3
6. Last person you hugged?
Nina and Joel
15. Eye color?
Depends on my mood...
16. Hair Color?
Gettin closer to brown now. I was a toe head...
17. Favorite holiday?
Halloween... If you know me, You know why...
18. Favorite season?
Usta love summer but the heat actually HURTS me, Sooo I guess either fall or Spring. FUCK WINTER I hate snow and Ice. If I need ice I would go to a Ice Rink and skate.
19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?
Yeah. More than once...
20. Last Movie you Watched?
NOW!!! Its Emmitt otters Jugband christmas... My kids are here BUT I love this movie....
29. What books are you reading?
Adobe Primere instructional manual...
30. Piercings?
Had many that were removed. I will list what i had. Industrial piercing, 2 G Ears, tansverse earlobe, Nostril, Labret, 2g Tongue, Smiley, Tongue web, Nipples, Frenum, Lorum, Industrial navel. Now just nipples.
31. Favorite Movie?
Boondock Saints, any living dead movies, Any slasher movie.
32. Favorite basketball Team?
Basketball Sucks donkey balls...
33. What were you doing before filling this out?
Ran to the store......
34. Any pets?
A rott, Yorkie, rat, fish..
35. AIM?
Yeah
37. Dogs or cats?
Dawgz man.
38. Favorite Flower?
Lilly,
40. Have you ever loved someone?
Yeah, I actually love a lot of people. I would die for many of my friends. That is love.
41. Who would you like to see right now?
Kristi, Martin, Ian, My stepdad, My granny.
44. Do you like to travel by plane?
Yeah. Its cool...
45. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Scotland
47. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Healthy
48. Are you missing someone?
Many. Please return to question 41
49. Do you have a tattoo?
Yeah. one or thirty...
50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
Yup. so Fuck ya'll
51. Are you hiding something from someone?
Nah, I make it a point to be a fuck face and put it all out there...
52. ARE YOU 18?
Nah... Not for 13 years
54. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
Yeah I guess...
55. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING?
Thank god I can walk today..
56. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
A gun.
57. What's your favorite mall?
City Center, Tuttle, The Citidel in Colorado Springs, CO...
59. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
Ohhh MANY things I guess. Tattooed, Fat, Ugly, rude, Annoying, Smartass, Deep k nowledge of Forencis science, death investigation, Serial murder, occult murder, fire investigation, emergency medicine. This all wrapped up in a package that projects an image of simple stupidity.
60. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Nahhh I work with a building full of dead people all night long..
61. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
My home office actually or my Shop ahh hell The tattoo They are all pretty much tied. It depends on how I feel.
62. 4 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Sustinance, Kids, Jackie and Friends.
63. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Tools, I love tools.....
64. FAVORITE SONG?
Pantera, Rebel meets rebel, Damageplan....
65. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
MS
67. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Joker, Deadman, Jay, Chainsaw, Fucker.
70. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD BRING ONE THING.
A nymphomaniac with SHORT term memory
71. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Terry Tate Office linebacker. That is funny shit!!
72. WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER?
Nextel
73. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
Family
74. Favorite color?
BLACK
75. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING WITH YOU?
Glock 22 .40 S&W
76. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
God
77. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7AM?
Leave work...
78. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
Black
79. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MEET?
The Abbott family
80.WHAT KIND OF ROMANTIC ARE YOU?
Ahh I dunno, I am a poor romantic I guess....
81. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
Did I take my meds?
82. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP?
Low maintenance, supportive, understanding, loving and accepting of all ALL my many faults