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[mrjoker]

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO REMOVE PUBIC LICE (Crabs)

Steps

1. Shave Half your pubic hair.
2. Set the other half on fire.
3. Kill the little bastards with an axe as the run across the boarder in terror.

The end result you are now itching free :)

Friendly advice from your good friend

ME.

Comments

[haunteddown]

what if shaving your pubes is like setting it on fire? Does that count?

[mrjoker]

How do the axe and fire come into play then???

J

[siege]

No explosives?

[sfproductions]

I still say duct tape.