have you ever tried to tie your shoes whilest taking a poop? it's a lot like doing drugs. you know you shouldn't be doing it, and you have a really good chance of ending up with shit all over yourself

stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police

reading all this stuff about the attacks that will happen *any day now* is funny. ever seen bowling for columbine? (go watch it if not) america is all about keeping americans in fear. I didn't know there was anything to be afarid of until late yesterday a lady came in my store asking if we'd been selling out of water and duct tape... *the ( Read more... )

I want to know... when all these movies are getting made. like national security, for instance. don't you think somewhere, along the long grueling process, that someone would have said "I don't think we should put this out guys... this really sucks" ...? seriously ( Read more... )

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I'll be in santa fe on wednesday. party time? I think so.

I got a digi cam for christmas... here are some tamales


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The Hope Coinspricy is tonight in santa fe.... but right now it's 7:30 am, and snowing pretty hard. I think we're all going to die! Do you want to die for rock? come to the show!!! 7pm, Rockin Rollers...

The Blood Brothers and American Nothing on Halloween night. Only $5 dollars. You know you want to come.

December 6th is City Of Catterpiller. Come on... you people love it!

This is what I've learned from my new job. (I work at wholre foods ( Read more... )