Genius!

[mrlloyd]

Why did nobody tell me the BBC had let Mark E Smith read the football scores?

They should do this every week with different iconic counter cultural figures, or maybe celebrity football fans. But I know which one would work best...

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It's a kicker conspiracy

[undyingking]

Tottenham Hotspur Postponed West Ham United One Haitch!

I hadn't been aware of that -- ace.

[ninthcouncil]

The only "celebrity" bodacious enough to top Mark E Smith in this regard is ... William Shatner.