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After almost 2 months of random travel, I'm back in Austin, remembering that I have nothing here anymore. Plus I'm depressed about my inability to up and leave town anymore. And I want to go back to New Haven, or Ohio. Back to people I feel like I can really connect with, instead of people who just feel convenient. Not that I have anything against ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? When you are in a town like, say, Kansas City, for several days and it is no fun at all, and you have to leave the next day. And then you discover the giant Barnes & Noble. And then you find out that free food is easy to get because people toss out to-go boxes from nice restaurants constantly. And then you find a nice roof to ( Read more... )

18 days into my trip and things are going pretty well. Not to say I haven't had any mishaps. I almost got arrested in Dallas. I got thrown out of a QFC in Seattle the other day. I almost lost my camera in Portland. Almost got caught breaking, entering, and sleeping in Olympia. Woke up this morning at 5 AM in a park in Seattle to the feeling of ( Read more... )

I am leaving tonight at 7:55 for Santa Fe, from which I will be traveling all over the country. If you leave me a message or call me, I will probably come visit you.

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THIS BEAR TASTES LIKE DRAGON

One day, I'm going to take a poop, and look down. The poop is going to look like something, and I'm going to yell out "come take a look at this poop!" The girl that runs in without question is the girl I'm going to marry.

New rule: if it is summer and I see you and you are not wearing a headband, I get to kick you in the testes and/or ovaries.

Sometimes I wish I had 4 legs so I could wear two pairs of these pants.

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