First off, Mini-KISS is awful. Really, really bad. I mean, for starters, KISS is bad, but they don't play their instruments which is kind of embarassing and they play the backing track way too quiet with barely any guitar in it. The only reason you should see them is if, say, your job has a holiday party 9 days after new years with free drinks. And ( Read more... )

There are better ways to bring in the new year; more momentous, more fun, more meaningful, more intimate. But celebrating the oncoming year shirtless in an apartment full of people I don't know with a few beers in me dancing as the O Pioneers!!! count it down is a damn fine way to do it, and it feels right ( Read more... )

I can take one guest to the Alamo Drafthouse holiday party on January 9th at the Elk's Lodge. This party features catering, a DJ, a Raffle, a Journey cover band, fucking Mini-KISS, and free cab rides home.

Go! Fight amongst yourselves!

No physical pain I can ever feel will approach what I saw etched in my grandmother's face when she looked down on her husband, love of her life and the center of her universe, in a casket.

Weldon Keith BranzArlington - Weldon Keith Branz, 79, engineer, tennis player, sailor, golfer, and most importantly, loving husband and father, died Friday evening, December 15, 2006, at Methodist Hospital in Dallas, surrounded by his family ( Read more... )

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Can the word 'progress,' when used as a verb, take a direct object? For example: "The incorrect treatment progressed the disease," i.e., it moved it forward.

I've never seen it take one before but it seems like it'd make sense, and I can't think of an alternative.

Hey assholes: who's going to Fun Fun Fun Fest?

Alternately

Hey assholes: who's gonna go see Cannibal Corpse the same night as Fun Fun Fun Fest?

Alternately

Hey assholes: who hasn't seen me in a while and feels like hanging out sometime because I'm pretty much living through the most relaxing and free few months of my life right now?

As, over the years, I've become less socially inept, I've also noticed that I've started seeming far more homosexual. I've fucked no butts nor been fucked in mine, but I seem to set off those gaydars like nothin' else ( Read more... )

It's been a while, folks ( Read more... )