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[mrmazoku]

*reads nutritional facts* Hmmm. Apparently if I eat this whole box of Runts in one sitting, that'll give me about 60% of my daily reccomended carbohydrates. Only 900 calories, though, which I don't think is enough to run my body for any meaningful amount of time. Still, it's good to experiment, right? *crunch crunch crunch

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[cosmicmonster]

The Burt Reynolds clip gives me an idea for a TV show! Annoying celebrities try to escape a maze surrounded by traps specifically designed to humiliate them. Like, Tanya Harding would run from a bunch of 8-year-old girls on skates who are trying to beat her in the knees with rubber crowbars. Or Gary Coleman would have to escape a room where all the doorknobs are too high for him to reach, and he has to skillfully balance objects to reach them without falling and breaking his wee little arm. At some point American Gladiators would come out and just beat the crap out of them for no reason.

My dad had knee problems and started relying on his good knee too much and it went bad, too. He had surgery and he's fine. But I guess that's one of those lessons you're lucky enough to learn by watching SOMEONE ELSE goof up.

It's easy to sympathize with someone when they're going through something you fear you'll be going through soon.