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mrmazoku

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Jul 17, 2003 00:52

So... apparently masturbation is good for your health. Guess that means I'm gonna live forever.

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auxiliarypriest July 17 2003, 13:09:59 UTC

Just one word to this: Outstanding! Just don't tell my girlfriend.

j_koei July 17 2003, 19:05:40 UTC

I was listening to some Bill Hicks in the car a while ago, and he did one of his classic jokes about how kids aren't special.
"Every time a guy shoots a load, that's like 200-million sperm! And, against all odds, ONE of those makes it to the egg. That's not special. There are 200 million, though... in every load... I've wiped entire civilizations off of my chest."

mrmazoku July 17 2003, 22:34:09 UTC

That reminds me of another comedian: "It's not that *I* always wanna have sex, but I'm outvoted 200 million to one! I've got a Million Man March IN MY PANTS!"

Re: j_koei July 17 2003, 22:36:02 UTC

lol ^_^
"Entire civilizations have flaked and crusted around my naval! Galaxies have erupted in my boxers in my sleep!!"

==D ~~~ dmo214 July 20 2003, 21:58:21 UTC

The comments of this entry are very wrong.
Very wrong but entertaining.
Kinda like the topic of the post.