Room 514, Wednesday morning

[mrodneymckay]

After having to deal with his drunk roommate yesterday, Rodney definitely felt like he deserved a good rest. Thus, he was still sleeping peacefully and remained, for the moment, blissfully unaware of the terror surrounding him.

[OOC: Door is closed, post is open... especially for the roomie and the Fruit of Death!]

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[sarcasm_guy]

Sokka had woken up this morning naked, sticky, and with a nasty headache, still in the shower. After he'd had a shower -- a REAL one this time -- and tossed all the oranges and limes off his towel and clothes, he got dressed and headed back to his room.

Where there were more citrus fruits, of all varieties, in odd places all around the room. Around Meredith. That fact penetrated through all the pounding and thick cotton inside his head.

He dashed over to his roomie's bed, knocked some fruit away, and shook him, hard. "RODNEY," he hissed. "DON'T MOVE! The island's trying to kill you!!!"

[mrodneymckay]

"Wha?" Rodney jerked awake and blinked his eyes at seeing Sokka's face so close to him. He wasn't even awake enough to appreciate the fact that his roommate had called him 'Rodney' for once.

[sarcasm_guy]

"The island," Sokka repeated, "is trying to kill you!" To demonstrate, he held up a citron inches away from Rodney's nose.

[mrodneymckay]

"Ahh!" Rodney screamed and tried to scoot backwards only to put his hand directly on a lime and scream again.

[missed_the_gate]

On his way back from the gym, John paused at Rodney and Sokka's door, curious. He knocked mostly because he thought Rodney's reaction to a citrus invasion would be good entertainment.

[mrodneymckay]

"What?!" Rodney yelled loud enough to be heard through the door. He was seriously pissed off at the world today.

[missed_the_gate]

John turned the knob and opened the door a crack, just to make sure he was heard. "Just wondering if I could interest anyone in some key lime pie."

[mrodneymckay]

"Do you want me to die horribly?" Rodney asked incredulously.

[elephantgadget]

Helen knocked on his door. "Rodney. You will run today!"

[mrodneymckay]

"Oh, god, not her too," he groaned. "I'm not leaving this room!" Rodney yelled through the door.

[elephantgadget]

"Why?" she demanded, yelling through the door. "I will not be easily put off!"

[mrodneymckay]

"Oh, just come in already," he commanded. "I'm sick of yelling."

[athosborn]

As Teyla headed to work, she swore she heard yelling coming from one of the rooms. She knew she would regret it later if she ignored her instincts, so she went ahead and knocked on the door.

[mrodneymckay]

"Haven't enough people come to mock me already today?" Rodney bitched as he yanked open the door only to stop suddenly at the sight of the vaguely familiar girl. "Oh, um, hello?"

[athosborn]

"Hello," Teyla said, smiling softly at him. "I assure you, I have not come to mock you. I apologize if that is a disappointment. I heard yelling, and I wanted to see if everyone is all right."

[mrodneymckay]

"Oh, no, no disappointment at all. I promise," he returned the smile slightly. "The yelling was all because this island seems to be trying to kill me by surrounding me with the very thing that could cause my instantaneous death," he glared at the fruit in the hall.