What the hell is this? Is this some sort of joke? .... Its WINIFRED pictured in the article. How the hell did they --- Does my daughter look like Draco Malfoy?
Private to Oliverbroken_harryAugust 19 2006, 22:50:28 UTC
Wood,
No, she doesn't. It's just the hair and mental people in charge of a rubbish paper trying to make a stir. Hell, it could be worse. They could have said she was Snape's child.
Private to Oliver WoodsafinniganAugust 19 2006, 23:06:34 UTC
Oliver, Well now mate, this Seamus couldn’t believe his own eyes when he saw this! It’s a right fine photo of your Wini, but Draco and Hermoine? Unfecking believable!
Aye Oliver, most assuredly your lovely lass bears no resemblance to that sneering Slytherin. You can’t even tell the prat’s a bloke from that photo! Their hair is much the same colour, but that’s hardly enough to be publishing rubbish!
Hermoine’s a right lovely lass, but no one who knows her could believe her a mother to Wini.
Right, the Prophet’s becoming more unreliable everyday!
Private to TonksmroliverwoodAugust 26 2006, 05:23:08 UTC
It was last week's Witch Weekly. They ... over did themselves quite a bit this week. They had seen Hermione with Wini in the village around the house and made up this ridiculous story that Winifred was the love child of Hermione and Draco. Apparently those french lesbians at the house were her caretakers while the war was going on.
Bloody rubbish. I'm never going to open up a Witch Weekly again when it gets handed to me.
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- George
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No, she doesn't. It's just the hair and mental people in charge of a rubbish paper trying to make a stir. Hell, it could be worse. They could have said she was Snape's child.
I know, not funny. Sorry, mate.
-H
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Wood
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Well now mate, this Seamus couldn’t believe his own eyes when he saw this! It’s a right fine photo of your Wini, but Draco and Hermoine? Unfecking believable!
Aye Oliver, most assuredly your lovely lass bears no resemblance to that sneering Slytherin. You can’t even tell the prat’s a bloke from that photo! Their hair is much the same colour, but that’s hardly enough to be publishing rubbish!
Hermoine’s a right lovely lass, but no one who knows her could believe her a mother to Wini.
Right, the Prophet’s becoming more unreliable everyday!
Seamus
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Cheers for your comment on Draco -- he doesn't look like a bloke, does he? She gets her bone structure from her mum -- not a girlish prat.
Wood
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To think I generally avoid reading the rubbish in the society column. I wonder what else I've been missing.
Draco is the aesthetically superior.
Professor Snape
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Asthetically superior to who? You?
Wood
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Your daughter certainly doesn't look like Draco. Who the bloody hell would say something like that?
~Tonks
By the way, Hello! (smile face)
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Bloody rubbish. I'm never going to open up a Witch Weekly again when it gets handed to me.
Wood
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