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mroliverwood

Private to Blokes

Oct 04, 2006 19:03

( [ Private to Male Acquaintances of Oliver's ] )

Comments 27

Private to Wood inner_human October 4 2006, 11:00:31 UTC

It's all right Wood. That type of thing is pretty popular these days or so I'm told. Just embrace it.

But, maybe I'll start looking for another trainer.

-PD

Private to Derrick mroliverwood October 4 2006, 11:05:03 UTC

Shut your dirty mouth, Derrick. I'm not gay.

Oh, but maybe the fact that I just told everyone that I'm not is the reason that you want to switch trainers? You were hoping that something would work out between the two of us?

I always knew you were a ponce.

-OW

Private to Wood inner_human October 4 2006, 11:11:47 UTC

Hah, nice try, turning that joke around on me. It was almost clever.

I'm just trying to be supportive. It's not my fault you can't handle your girlfriends.

-PD

Private to Derrick mroliverwood October 4 2006, 11:21:42 UTC

It was clever, wasn't it?

And you didn't exactly deny it.

I wouldn't call that supportive. I'd call that being an arse.

And I don't have girlfriends. That's the BLOODY PROBLEM.

I mean, not that I don't have them, but, that I don't want them because, well, because I am not looking for anything like that. But every fecking girl seems to only have one thing on her mind. Or, if the girl doesn't, than people watch do. It's total shit.

OW

Thread 17

Private to Oliver safinnigan October 4 2006, 18:02:46 UTC

Oliver, mate,
The Leaky's not open yet, just name the place and the time and I'm there.

Rule One: No women allowed!

Seamus

Private to Seamus mroliverwood October 5 2006, 00:28:33 UTC

Sound's good. No women. Right -- that's a must.

Unless I have to bring Wini along -- but, she's just a girl.

Listen, do you think it's wrong for a man to pretend he's got a girlfriend so that the others will leave him alone?

Oliver

Private to Oliver safinnigan October 6 2006, 14:19:57 UTC

Aye, mate! Definite NO on the female of the species. Well then, let them find some other bloke to kick around for a whilst then.

Wini is welcome. She's not a woman, she's a babe, and a beaut at that!

Right, get all the pain and none of the pleasure? Oliver, mate, did you get hit in the head with another bludger this week? You must be mental lad.

Well then, 'tis lunacy to both rail about women and also want a girlfriend. Probably why all the Irish are lunatics!

Right, when are we off drinking then mate?

Seamus

Private to Seamus mroliverwood October 7 2006, 11:31:53 UTC

We should hit some muggle pubs later on this week, then. Something sporty, so there'll be less women around. I'll get Wini a sitter, though, I think.

No pain, I think. I hope. Just, ah, a way to get the tabloids off me, right?

If you want a girlfriend go get one, Seamus. It seems a bit too easy nowadays, in any case. I'm sick of all the women floating around. I just want to be left alone and raise my daughter.

Let me check my schedule for the next week and we'll set a date. The twins -- Wealseys, not Patils -- are going to come along too, I think.

O.W

Private to Wood subtle_simmer October 4 2006, 21:11:09 UTC

Very fine idea, though I would suggest you add a resolution to keep closer tabs on your child while you're at it. You have responsibilities.

And keep away from Juneau Connors.

~Professor Snape

Private to Snape mroliverwood October 5 2006, 00:33:00 UTC

Don't even go there

And you decided to make it your responsibilty to teach her how to make potions. Damnit. She's making messes in that thing every bloody day.

And I take fine care of my child. She just got out of the circle that time. ONE TIME.

OW

Private to Wood subtle_simmer October 5 2006, 00:45:10 UTC

Really? Well, now, that's not so bad. Not only does it show a quick intelligence considering her unfortunate parentage, it also ought to prove to you that you should be thanking me. What if that broomstick had taken her to the Forbidden Forest instead? Or right into the Whomping Willow?

"ONE TIME" is all it takes, Mr Wood. This is not MY definition of 'fine', but then, perhaps mortal peril at a very young age is how one ensures that one's child will be sorted into Gryffindor House? Forced development of 'bravery' before logic and reason have set in?

That does provide interesting new insights at the very least.

~Professor Snape

Private to Wood redheadedjokers October 5 2006, 05:15:23 UTC

We're always up for drinks, Mate! But you knew that.

And if you can't find a place to drink, we still have a fair quantity. Of course there is the minor complication of a woman (or two, depending on what night it is) living with us, but that's just Ginny, of course.

BTW: Are you sure you want to be saying all that stuff about not going out with another woman until Wini grows up. You know you're only opening yourself up for more problems, right? Speaking as someone who has a little sister to watch out for...

Private to the Weasley Twins mroliverwood October 5 2006, 05:21:30 UTC

Well, we're going to have to go out soon then. Seamus wants to join, as long as there aren't any girls around. So I suppose you're place is out if Ginny's going to be around. Besides, she might hate us if she hears, well, ah, right.

What do you mean be careful what I say? I just mean, you know, I don't want to be around women. Wait -- you don't think that it sounds like -- like.. something dirty, right?

Ah, shite.

Re: Private to the Weasley Twins redheadedjokers October 5 2006, 16:59:01 UTC

Right then... Not at our place, if Ginny's home... I'm sure I remember a couple of Muggle pubs that will work.

Are you saying that the next woman you want to deal with is your teenaged daughter? If so, you're a braver man than I give you credit for.