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Oh da lolly!
I think that might have been the best movie I've ever seen.
"That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"
Everyone involved should get an oscar and a golden globe and a tony just because.
Tschüs! -
Noooooo! It's too much for me.
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Sniffing TVs is not my idea of a good time.................................................or is it?
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Console Wars v7.0
Sony Playstation 3 vs. The Nintendo WiiYou had to know these commercials were going to get spoofed eventually ( Read more... ) -
Ok, so, you want me to stand where with the Eggo?
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Fuckin A!
Two 22 Oz. glasses of beer is 44 Oz.
That's a lot.
It's not the same as two cans of beer, which is 24 Oz.
I think I learned that tonight.
I'm drunk. And I probably shouldn't be.
Gatorade and water. Hydrate and Electrolyte...........ate.
Bed > Work > Home > Sex with Cows
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You had me at "Hell no!"
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These are like prepackaged updates
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You's guys totally need to lighten up on the Jews
The Best take yet on the Mel-tdown
or Mel-o-Drama, if you will.
Monosyllabic names just ask for this type of treatment.
What would my crazy headline be?
When questioned on drug charges, Dobson stands Pat
Dobson is Pat in Anti-Eskimo Remarks
Dobson on alleged Sexual Harassment: "It was just a harmless pat!"
It's good to have a first name with 5 ( Read more... )