I have decided that I shall try and swallow my foot. And, if that succeds, then I shall try to swallow my other foot. In all, I shall try to swallow both my feet.
Good Day.

Hello all...Um, I lost the list of who's who in the Cat Mafia...and I need names...your real cats or one's you've seen and love how funny they look...below is a list of those names/cats I DO have...so if your cat appears, please feel free to contribute more. OH! And please specify which side you want your cat on...if it's not already on a side...it ( Read more... )

I want to know WHO introduced Soso to Eddie Izzard and WHY wasn't I there?! WASN'T I THE ONE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO HIM?! HMMMMM ( Read more... )

Wow...if I ever have to cry...and I mean REALLY cry...in a play or movie or something...I've gotta remember that all it takes is the last 15 or 20 minutes of Armegedon...then I'm worse than a leaky faucet!

Hey all...I've decided to post again...my squirrel status: very good...I seemed to have appeased the mother squirrel and they no longer bother me. My summer has been uneventful...sort of...I've been babysitting and swimming...so that takes up a lot of time...but swimming's done and I get a week off before I start training for high school. I swam at ( Read more... )

So, I think I may have finally found a way to appese the Squirrels. I left an offering of Peanuts (Planters Dry Roasted, to be exact) on the ledge outside our house. The Mother Squirrel has currently taken up residence in our house, so I figured I would try my luck to lift my curse. No sign of her yet, but with a few hungry babies to feed (a few ( Read more... )

Hello to all my wonderful friends (and you crazy people who read my journal because you have nothing better to do that stalk innocent people and scare them by posting on their journals.) I'm back after what appears to be an extended absence...wow...not much has gone on....orchestra went on another trip and won that contest...I managed to get Mr. ( Read more... )

Yes...so, quite unexpectidly, I came home from school, followed not 5 minutes later by my mom... saying my eye operation was moved to a half hour from then. Kind of crazy...so I had a weird blocked oil gland cleaned out and taken care of...and now I look like I've gotten in a fight. It's kinda cool, actually....it's probably the only black eye I'll ( Read more... )

Haiku no.1 ( Read more... )

How random! BUT IT'S RANDOM THURSDAY! (Jenn and Sarah's invention!)