This is why I never accomplish anything...

[mrpaulie]

 So I have been trying really hard to come up with some way to make myself more productive. I think I have discovered why I never accomplish anything. My brain does too much and somehow manages to never accomplish anything doing so.

This is a normal joke:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

See, the joke is that a horse's

Comments

[spitfiresnc]

Brilliant! Great story. :) I laughed. Submit it away! (after you change main to man, it's golden)

[drmacd_snc]

What she said--I thought this was hilarious. It could be in the New Yorker's Shouts and Murmurs section. And, yeah, change main to man.