So I haven't updated this thing in like five years. Alot has happened since I last posted, here is a short recap ( Read more... )

If anybody has any information on the cultivation of lobsters please let me know, i will be very greatful.

i got a cell phone. everybody should call me on it tomorrow and wish me a happy birthday.

248-217-4432

Gale Gand... you bitch.

To Charlie-
Stay asian!
David Sedaris

Do you know what this means? i don't. its going to torment me for the rest of my life... did he think i was asian?

If work scews this once in a lifetime opportunity for me... i will die.

I feel so violated, i was just sitting outside reading, enjoying the day when two flies landed on my bare foot... and they were having sex. dirty dirty fly sex. on my foot. ewwww.

There was one thing, JUST ONE THING, that i wanted to do while i spent a week in Manhattan, Go to Jacques Torres' chocolate shop. Arguably the most skilled pastry chef in the world, internationally known as mr. chocolate. I went there. I can die happy.... so happy ( Read more... )

Cowabunga.

Its nights like these that make me wish I were back at school, I'm so damn lonely in my house ( Read more... )