i had a dream last night that i found the last living pterodactyl.

[mrpuberty]

it was really mangled and weak, so i decided to feed it dog food so it would feel better. it's wings were tattered, but it hobbled to the dog dish where i filled it with that really gross canned moist dog food. it ate heartily.

then i woke up.

Comments

[hauscat]

why dog food?! that is so mean!? pterodactyls like candy, and candy alone.

hey dooder

[anonymous]

im back in californian (and making it public on yer lj). all is well. i wasnt killed or anything cool like that. just ate brotworst and noodles and drank abots ale and vodka. keep in touch ing me.
L8er,
colin

[hauscat]

come over and visit and i will make you a cd and pour you some jack. i live 5 miles inland of venice.